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Part 2

First of all, I can’t believe VH1 made this a two-parter. Second of all, who is still curious to see what’s happening to these celebs after rehab? Wasn’t the rehab supposed to be the exciting part? Celebrity Rehab has adopted the same model as Dancing with the Stars; they draw out everything and make shows [...]

It’s been 150 days since discharge so that means we have to check in on our precious celebs and make sure they haven’t been sucking back any of grampa’s ol’ cough medicine. So where are the celebs now? Has Ling Ling finally succeeded in building her eco-friendly spaceship to the moon where she will have [...]

Day 17. Sounds like a horror film, no? It kinda is.

More rehabbing

The family that prays together…

The episode starts off with a healthy dose of Amy Fisher denial. She seems to think that she is in rehab because she is tired, because rehab is where all porn stars go when they need a nap. Riding countless men in front of a rolling camera take after take is hard work and the Pasadena [...]

We continue where we left off with Steven Adler giving Amy Fisher his two cents. Dr. Drew may not agree with his methods, but I believe Steven has a good point; “She wouldn’t be here if she was just tired.” She’s here because her work in the porn industry is ‘tired’.  Once she gets her [...]

It’s day 4 in the recovery process and Drew has already lost one of his patients in an extended game of hide and seek, Ling Ling. Instead of asking a camera crew member where she might have gone, because they are paid to follow every D-list celebrity 24/7, Drew decides to amble around the grounds [...]

We continue where we left off in episode 2 when Ling Ling decided to answer to her moon gods and climbed up to her speaking podium on the roof. God I hope this means we finally get to see some hunky firemen come take her down. The whole staff of Pasedena Recovery is frantically searching [...]