POSTS TAGGED: jessica simpson

 Last week our favorite Latina was sent packing. The seamstresses all had a huge party… a going away party. Go F yourselves Fashion Star But after seeing her “winning look” We are kinda glad she’s gone….   for $265 we expect sleeves  Reminded us of another famous design:   DENISEEEEEEE!!!!!!! On to this week! We [...]

This show starts with some good news- the designers get to meet this week with the buyers to hear what they really want. Does anyone else feel like this should have been in the first or second week? Isn’t this like making kids take final exams over and over before teaching them the lessons?   Makes [...]

Condom hats are only 97% effective protection against expulsion Sorry about no recap last week.  Blame Jane, she went on a vacation, the whore. We missed some drama on Richey’s team. Apparently Condom hat and Daniel are way better than everyone else, including us. If they don’t need us then why are they on this show?  They need to [...]

HELLLOOOOO Gasmii!!! Welcome Back to another week of fashion and fasholenss! We are here once again, and in the same PJ’s from 3 weeks ago, to judge and criticize what to wear and what not to wear.  Let’s get it on!   Blanche informs me that the intro doesn’t say that Jessica is America’s favorite [...]

Hola Gasmii! It was a working weekend for us so we’re a little tardy to the party (don’t sue us, Kandi). But we’re ready to rock this recap…or a least roll it a little. While we do like the pace of this season’s shows, it doesn’t leave a lot of room for mocking. We start [...]

    Here we are again, Gasmii, ready to walk down the runway with you each week and fantastically sit in judgement of others.  Life is good.  We would like to take a moment to thank NBC for keeping this show to a one hour format. It could easily have been over done into a two-hour ordeal [...]

It’s a boy…and wieners make her nauseous.

Just another day of bulls**t: Jessica Simpson is getting hints about what’s inside her, Kendra Wilkinson and Kate Gosselin get testy on Wife Swap, and Joan Rivers makes rude unforgivable jokes about Adele. Plus, Bobby Brown’s in jail and Ricky Schroeder’s a douche.  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also be sure to [...]

Jessica starring Jessica!

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Camille Grammer is too damn rich to complain, Amanda Bynes is too damn stupid to live, and Jessica Simpson is too damn hungry to understand how Weight Watchers works.  New epis every Tues and Thurs! For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. If you like, please [...]

  Hello Gasmii! Welcome to another week of texting with Jane and Blanche. It was well received last time so we decided to take the easy way out, again, and share or “notes” for the show. Full recap tomorrow:) Enjoy!  To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, https://twitter.com/#!/tvgasm“>follow us on Twitter</a>. [...]

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It’s the finale episode of Jessica Simpson’s The Price of Beauty! I’m not exactly sure what Jessica has learned besides the fact that women feel pressure to be beautiful everywhere, no matter what that looks like. Big surprise. “I’m firing Ken with my newfound confidence!” Anyhoo, HOLLA to all you rock stars who left me [...]

Searching for stuff to make fun of this morning, I came across a zillion articles about female stars and fatness. Gwyneth’s dream is to open a restaurant and fried food makes her crazy! Kristin Davis feels pressure about being called hippy on the internet! Jessica Simpson says EAT WHAT YOU WANT! Wait…what? At the White [...]