POSTS TAGGED: John Tesar

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Welcome the Mayor of Excuses Village!


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One big, long commercial for Wealthy Choice frozen foodstuffs…


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Battling it out to see who can be the biggest bratty beyotch!


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Grape Ape goes on a rampage!


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Can we vote for Fan LEAST Favorite, please?


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The return of Yoda (and she has extensions!)


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Olive Garden ALSO takes names… for their email list, natch!


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It’s goddamned nitpicky to expect old white ladies from North Dakota to be able to instantly tell the difference between a tamale and a taco


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Screwing up breakfast AND lunch in just a few short hours…


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Never have I seen a group of people look more insulted by lunch..


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Sharing our nostalgia for terrible-looking food…


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Time to insult each other’s wieners!


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“Takoyaki” is Japanese for “hideous edible tentacles”


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Please pack your knives and GTFO…


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Welcome back One-Ball, No-Ball and Cue-Ball…


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Some will make it to Seattle, some will be put to DEATH…