POSTS TAGGED: Jordan

Note to MTV:  I bet this season’s highest rated RW episodes were the ones that involved violence.  That, coupled with the fact you did NOTHING TO STOP IT, basically tells me that you totally condoned it.  Stop kidding yourself with the PSAs. Unless it brings in the ratings. We have reached the end of our [...]

Every single thing about this episode pissed me off.  If I were Marlon, I would’ve walked out of the house and never come back.  My dislike for these disgusting excuses for humanity CANNOT be emphasized enough.   Back in the day, there used to be a Facebook group called, “People die every day.  Why not [...]

Sorry about the lack of a recap last week.  I was out of town.  Don’t be mad, it’s not like I was lounging on a beach or anything.  I had to go visit my husband’s grandparents.  Par-tay.  This week’s episode was so fucking boring.  Jessica became super attached to Tall Tyler, so he broke up [...]

First of all, Nia is a trash bag full of crab-ridden cunts.  She gets worse every episode.  Jessica gets butt hurt because Averey and Butta begin to realize what we have known for a while, Jessica sucks rocks.  The gang rides dirt bikes.  Nia gets fired.  Averey and Jessica get into it, and Nia eggs [...]

I’m baaaaaaaack!  Another big thanks to smango for taking over last week.  I was dealing with two deaths, one human and one K-9, but things are much better now.  I wish I could say the same for the roommates.  Everyone is dealing with the fallout from the Nia/Jordan blow up.  Nia plays the victim card. [...]

I am pretty sure “Millimeter Peter and the Baby Man” would be an awesome band name.  Someone get on that.  So, as it turns out, Nia really was just trying to fuck with Jordan’s head.  He figured it out pretty quickly.  Personally, I think she is attempting to show dominance over the male roommates, but [...]

Whoa.  Whoa.  Whoa.  What the fuck just happened?  Does Nia have multiple personalities?  Do I have multiple personalities?  I went from Nia dislike, to like, to gagging in the span of an hour.  I am not even sure what else to say, so let’s just get to the episode before I decide to say something [...]

Howdy guys and dolls! Something about this episode was off to me. Some interesting things occurred, but the way everything was edited together left something to be desired. Or maybe the situations were exciting and the roommates reacted like slugs? Who knows. Anyway, Averey proved she was a slut on the street AND a freak [...]

Hello, my Real World loving friends! I don’t know about y’all, but I thought this week was definitely more entertaining that last week. Johnny and Averey did sexy times because she was impressed they slept in the same bed and he didn’t try to get his hump on. Jordan fought with Buttaface. Then, Jordan fought [...]

Is it too soon to wish Anastasia would ride her bike off the bridge? Oh, Portland.  I know you want to keep things “weird,” not “dirty,” but MTV is here to crush your dreams.  After a lengthy hiatus, The Real World is back for its 28th season.  I am plockness monster, and I am here [...]

SO what happened to Emily?

One episode left until the series finale. *sad faces*

Summer finally returns but we only have 2 episodes left until the series finale

I told you that bitch crazy.

Some of our faves are out of the running for Olympic Gold and the mole is revealed!

Somebody needs to shoot that grandma.

Seriously let’s drag out what Lauren has for 8 episodes!! Oh and Kelly’s Scheming Momma is back!!

The past always comes back to bite you and in this case it tears apart friendships.

Kelly Parker’s rocking a new do!

I may have rocked this look in celebration… Last week the girls arrived at the training center in Colorado to compete for a place on the Olympics team. Their new coach is harder than Sasha and not impressed with the Rock girls. A former junior champ no gym gypsie named Jordan is given a spot [...]

KELLY PARKER IS BACK!

Tuesday, February 7th   His own best friend. Spaceballs (HBO Family, 5:20 pm) President Skroob pits evil Dark Helmet against Lone Starr and the half-man, half-dog Barf. If I had an RV, I would totally strap rocket engines to it. The Daily Show with John Stewart (Comedy Central, 6 pm) Tilda Swinton. Just say no [...]

MELTDOWN.

Quote of the week, “You belong in a cave.”

Time to start making housecalls…

Kailyn takes a beating this week.