POSTS TAGGED: julie chen

Shane: “I don’t want my fate in someone else’s hands.” Finally, over an hour after the Big Brother show ended on the East Coast, the live feeds came on and the 1st of the final HOH competition had already started. For the first time in 13 seasons, it did NOT start at the end of [...]

Okay, admission: I was watching this while also watching the DNC. So forgive me if I missed a few things here and there. I’m sorry I was being a PATRIOT. When Joe Biden speaks, you listen, goddamnit. If only in the hopes that he’ll accidentally reveal that Obama supports bigamy or something. Anyway, Julie opens [...]

Remember how last Thursday’s episode was chock-full of filler? Well, this one is worse! These houseguests have become so insufferable, we actually spend almost half this episode interviewing people who aren’t in the house. And it is such a relief, to be honest. Things start off on a sour note, as Julie says we’ve reached [...]

Last week on Big Brother: the producers changed everything and blamed it on “America,” and now everything is bullshit. We resume during the HoH competition, in which all 12 contestants (UGH, I can’t believe how many are still left in this game) are hanging from a fake pirate ship as water is poured on their [...]

Hey guys, it’s me, Danny! Let’s jump right into this bullshit! Julie Chen is here with us tonight! No matter how terribly slow the live shows are, you can always count on Julie’s eccentric wardrobe and robotic laughter to bring some joy into the hour. Sadly, Julie opted for a rather calm dress, only notable [...]

Alright kids, here’s a first look at this season’s cast for Big Brother 14. Some of these pictures are kind of sketchy, but others are drop-dead gorgeous! Let’s take a look….. Just for you Itchy! This is Kara Monaco, Kelly Monaco’s sister (Samantha from General Hospital). She’s also 2006 Playmate of the Year. Willie Hantz…yes [...]

Schoonie joins J-Mo and Flipit for a supersized Big Brother Finale show.

Schoonie, Flipit and LoLo meet up for a group recap of the finale!

The unthinkable happens.

Tori Spelling comes in to make us glad the 90′s are over.

The Talk gains a K.

J-Mo comes back to our podcast and Xena makes noises.

Chenbot, down!

Rigged? Or is America addicted to ugly couples in love?

Rigged!! But it’s fun watching Volvo trying to figure out how a ball works.

Lots of Boobs crying, and a visit from a nasty deadbeat dad.

Dicklet’s plans come to a whining halt.

Don’t Let the Door Hit You…

Eviction night!

A (kinda) new crop of dumbasses to keep us giggling all summer long.

Our first BB podgasm of the season!

Schoonie, LoLo and Flipit take a look at the new Houseguests

Ah, the joys of motherhood.

The finale is upon us!

The HGs get savage.

Updates on the live feeds

Gaygan fights hard cuz he’s a hard fighter. Oh yeah. And CANCER.

Double Eviction Night!

I hate you, Jessie.

Gaygan cries a lot and Matt gets to dreamin’.

The Brain makes another move that requires no effort.

Looking in on the BB live feeds.

Pandora’s Box and a new Saboteur

Rennie returns to the BB house!

Who will go on the block?

Another HG is voted off. And it’s kinda fun. KINDA.

Seriously, my cat has better strategy when trying to decide which corner of the litter box to take a crap in.

BB Live Feeds action

The endurance competition.

Another HG is evicted.