POSTS TAGGED: kanye west

He’s not a celebrity, you guys… First off – I have no problem with Kanye West as an artist.  He’s passionate, he’s political, he’s unafraid to rap or sing or shout whatever the hell is on his mind.  Sometimes that leads to controversy and whether or not it is purposeful – well, who the hell [...]

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I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my Me Daddy just bought a pimp ass house in Bel Air, the freshest neighborhood in LA. Not like this Beverly Hills bullshit. Those housewives are turning B Hills into a [...]

You know only the A-list celebs be havin my back! Jen-An (Jennifer Aniston) be tellin everybody to step off my S.A.F.S’s B (Sweet Ass Food Sources’s Back). “There’s nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian and all those people,” Aniston says in the documentary “$ellebrity” (via Celebuzz)… “If that’s how they choose to make a living, more [...]

You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied.  Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]

If I wanted my S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) to get sound parenting advice, I’d send her uterus over to Dr. Phil’s soundstage. At least we get a paycheck. I sure as sh*t don’t see any money coming from you Snooks! “I recommend Kim to just don’t push it with the working and just relax [...]

No “Flashin’….Lights” for me y’alls! S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my “Me daddy” says I gots to keep me under wraps. I totally understand. I AM a lot for the world to handle. Let’s give the public some time. Let me ease in this monsta’ balla’ prescence I have. I don’t want to put [...]

It’s sissy bitches like Kris Humphries that make me proud to say my “Me daddy” is KANYE! My sweet-ass food source be tryin’ to quit this guy Humpdump but he keeps whining about “the marriage being a fraud” and he can’t go on living without S.A.F.S annulling it. Wah wah wah you big baby. Just [...]

***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season. Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut! I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending. Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Hulk Hogan’s suing over his sex tape, Justin Bieber might be a pothead, and Simon Cowell’s trying to hide his gorgeous man boobs. Also, Buzz Aldrin’s getting a divorce (again), OctoMom’s on welfare (again) and Lindsay f’ed up (again.) For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. [...]

Happy 2013!! Has anything changed? NO! Why the hell would 2013 be any different from 2012? The Kardashians haven’t been erased from the Earth, so let’s just keep talking about them until 2039. At least. Also, some dude from Twilight peed in LAX, Gerard Depardieu donated money to the Russian McDonald’s, and Brooke Muller won meth [...]

The baby is private, but not the bump.

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Justin Bieber was dumped by Selena Gomez, the dude who plays Elmo might have diddled a teenager, and Kim Kardashian ate ice cream (WTF?).  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. 

Dear TVgasm, as you all know, I have been seriously thinking about trying to replicate myself. While I know that technology has its limits, and of course no one could ever be as awesome and like, awesome as myself, I have decided to freeze my eggs. I took them out of the big cold box [...]

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