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Last week was Christmas in Biermann land.  It was a clash between Kroy’s idea of a real Christmas tree that was strangely green and reeking of forest-y freshness and Kim’s idea of a real Christmas tree that’s pre-decorated and boxed up in the Big Poppa Gift Emporium just waiting to be plugged in and skirted. [...]

Last week, it was the best of report cards, it was the worst of report cards.  Kim encouraged Kroy to try a new strategy of rewarding Brielle for failing a couple of classes by giving her back everything they’d taken away and letting her go to prom.  Brielle’s grades improved dramatically, and she had fun [...]

Last week, the Biermanns were making plans to keep making babies.  Since they can’t keep their paws off of each other, they’ll need to pursue birth control to time the births so that Kroy will be home. Learning the Art of the Mani-Pedi.   Nurse Kim knows very little about birth control or reproduction when [...]

Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father.  The Italian Scallion called Kim a bad role model for having four children from three men, and called Kim a pathological liar.  He didn’t appreciate the deserved mockery of his chicken-armed, off-the-chart crazy wife.   This seksi [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

Why, did she do this? Say it with me Gasmii, because KAREN SUCKS AS A HUMAN BEING.

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