POSTS TAGGED: keeping up with the kardashians

Venti Kardashian, and Lamar Odom are getting their own spinoff on E!

OMG, y’all! Monday’s special hour-long episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians was so outrageous and insane that I don’t even need to insert my own snark. I could just transcribe it directly, and it would still be crazy for you guys to read. Seriously, it was nutso. And if you didn’t think Scott was [...]

This week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians is embarrassing for everyone involved. But especially Khloe. Need I say more?

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the older sisters fight because one of them feels left out. And the younger sisters fight because one of them feels left out. But not to worry! It’s all tied up within 20 minutes time. Cheesy scene from the opening credits of a 1970s sit-com. Followed by [...]

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kim gets a defective dog. Or the producers give Kim a defective dog, rather. Also, Robert reaches the peak of his laziness, and Kim channels a demonic spirit. Okay, that last part wasn’t true, but from the looks of this picture, I wouldn’t be surprised. “This cereal [...]

This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Scott continues to be the biggest douchebag the side of the equator (surprise surprise), Mom is controlling and Bruce is a pansy (surprise surprise), and Robert is a stalker (surprise surprise). Ready to re-learn what we already know about this family? Let’s go!

This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we learn that Kim’s a pathological liar. Okay, we don’t really LEARN that. But we’re graciously reminded. Also, the gargantuan Kardashian (a.k.a. Khloe) may or may not have a human parasite growing inside of her. Ready for this, Gasmii? Let’s go! I’d puke if this girl procreated [...]

Well lovies looks like we are being treated to a two parter season ending extravaganza this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Why you ask? Beats the hell outta me. Lets just start with one episode at a time. Then If I’m still alive I’ll do the season finale. Damn plastic surgery has done [...]

This week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, I’m tired of typing already. But because of my love for you guys I’ll press ahead. Let’s take a look inside Meltyface Manor. Before..

Tonight we get to start off with how we left last week. My Mom driving me nuts. Me using every opportunity to go hide and cry…..oh sorry, on Keeping up With The Kardashians, well, it’s basically the same thing. Let’s go see who’s having a meltdown today, besides me. Evil takes many forms.

Hello! Nope this show hasn’t ended yet. Just a few more eps and maybe then I’ll feel clean again. I doubt it, but who cares anyway because we are all going to die. Sorry, that’s just my cute little way of getting myself amped up to recap Keeping Up With The Kardashians! Why does every [...]

Guess what folks? This show is still on the air. My deepest sympathies. On the other hand, what the hell else have I got to do? Let’s see what this fun filled family is up to this week on Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

Howdy peeplets! I’ve had a week off from the Krapdashians and I think I almost missed old Meltyface. Nah, but I did miss making fun of him and the other tards on Keeping Up With The Kardasians. Let’s see what’s up this week.

Hello there my sweeties. Here I am again to torture you with another episode of the Krappers. I swear this hurts me more than it does you so let’s get right to Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

Yay. Another episode of the Krapdasians. I cannot express to you how thrilled I am right now. But more about my traumas later, let’s start Keeping Up With The Kardashians!

Hi guys. Me again with another installment of this craptacular show known as Keeping up With The Kardashians! Let’s jump right in and see if Bruce’s face has slid off his neck yet. Oh and Kourt gets her first cover for a magazine. Why anyone wants this photo is beyond me. Maybe it’s for Dead [...]

Hi there Gasmi! It’s me Cherie. Don’t know who I am? Yeah well me neither. When Flipit asked if I wanted to do this show I was hesitant, after all, I do have standards. Turns out very LOW standards so here I is! Welcome to my version of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

At this point in the Keeping Up With the Kardashians, there is absolutely nothing I can tell you that happened in the episode that would surprise you. I won’t even waste your time. My boob itches. *This recap is not safe for work, because Kim Kardashian is a whore. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.