POSTS TAGGED: kim zolciak

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

Kim explains it all

It’s the best/worst thing you’ll ever hear!

They’re back together for now.

The winners!!!

Sorry, Kimmmmmmy

Atlanta Thrilla in Anguilla

I work all day. 35/8, 14 days a week.

Phaedra needs to butt out and Kim moves out.

No more Housewives!

Porsha and Kenya have it out.

Nene is big time, Walter gets a time out.

New girl, new man, new house

Another boy!

The happiest, joyous-est, gotta have a double-wide to fit it all day has arrived–the finale of Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding!  The clock hasn’t been ticking away fast enough, but now it’s down to the wire with only an hour and a half until the ceremony begins.  While Kim is holed up in her [...]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the finale opens with only one hour left until the wedding begins.  The bridal party and groomsmen are assembling to walk down the aisle ahead of Kim, while the caterers are preparing the food and the DJ is setting up.  The guests are arriving and it won’t be long before Kim [...]

According to Kim, since it’s 11-11-11, the universe is aligning for the wedding of the century.  For everyone else, the universe is aligning for a huge pain in the ass.  They have one of the cutest babies in existence and she brings two beautiful daughters to the union, so may their marriage be successful and [...]

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the big day, but it’s been killer on us.  The wigs are looking about as matted and clumpy as I feel.  This morning’s momma and baby meeting opens with Kim holding K.J. and telling him that [...]

The wedding is only two days away, but Kim doesn’t think things are going as well as they should be.  Little K.J. listens as his mommy tells him that Kim’s mom is acting crazy, the wig isn’t cut, and Derek J. is somewhere in Atlanta wearing high heels.  She assures K.J. that guys do wear [...]

There’s only a couple of days left before the wedding and Kim still has several things left on her to-do list, including getting her wig cut.  It’s too bad Derek J. can’t just yank that thing off of her head and cut it any old way he pleases.  Higher on the agenda, though, is getting [...]

Got a dream, Kroy!  Got a song!  Paint your baby momma and come along…as the wheels (and clothes) come off this tarted-up wagon.  The only thing left will be the fringed wig on top.  Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin in a musical isn’t as absurd as this show. OMG!  Clint, look!  No, don’t look!  Wait, [...]

Welcome back to the wedding planning that has dragged on longer than Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.  This week’s episode opens with K.J. interacting with his mommy while she prepares his bath.  Someone really should check the basement for the nanny, because this is highly suspect. With less than a week before the big day, Alexis–Colin Cowie’s [...]

You can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of her wedding.  With only two weeks until the wedding, there’s still tons of stuff to tackle. Knowing  how to hook an audience, yet another episode opens with K.J.–the cutest baby on television.  Kim and K.J. are in the [...]

Another day, another briefing for our favorite baby, K.J.  With only two weeks left until the big day, momma is getting nervous while K.J. dreams of new ways to escape.  Maybe the blimp will crash into our home and I can fly away and live with turtles.   Kim meets up for lunch with her [...]

Kim and Kroy are planning their once-in-a-lifetime-this-time wedding, so it’s time to check in for more wig-tastic adventures.  In prior episodes, we’ve been along for the ride while Kim searched for her dream dress, the cake, the rings,  met with her wedding planner and the bottom of the money well.  There’s no rest for the [...]

There are only four weeks until the wedding and the time has come for Kim to make her list and check it twice.  Last week, the Biermann family came to Atlanta for a visit and to meet K.J. for the first time.  Now that the home invaders have left, it is time to hit the [...]

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Every Housewife has a little Kim Zolciak in them, but just how much?

Hurricane Nene

NeNe Rage!!!

Eden works her particular brand of magic while her handlers snipe at each other.

Sex toys and boys!

Engaged and poorly aged.

Death by 1000 Princess cuts.

Country singing, ring shopping, divorce stopping