POSTS TAGGED: kim kardashian

He’s not a celebrity, you guys… First off – I have no problem with Kanye West as an artist.  He’s passionate, he’s political, he’s unafraid to rap or sing or shout whatever the hell is on his mind.  Sometimes that leads to controversy and whether or not it is purposeful – well, who the hell [...]

Just another day of bulls**t!! The Wiggles have big news! Also, Kanye West hit his head, Lindsay wants out of rehab, and Kanye West hit his head. Did I already mention that?  For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. Also, check out my new show It’s TV!!: With Ronnie and Carrie and my Real Housewives of Orange [...]

This is how I wish I watched this show. Last week, we learned that Monroe gets Miles’s sloppy seconds and Emma had Monroe’s spawn. But now Emma is dead.  Monroe was shot in the leg, and Miles is getting tanked like a mule. The show opens with Nora blowing up a lab or medical office. [...]

Cry me a river

No ho is safe with Kim on the kase!

She’s here for a while. (puke)

Bruce Jenner shows up, making Penelope the 3rd biggest baby on the show, at least.

  (Hi there Gasmi, well it’s that time of the year, and love is in the air. No wait, that’s gas. I’m blaming the dog for that. Or I would be if I had a dog. Anyway today we are going to take a look at a few celebrity relationships, because I we have to [...]

Nip. Not even once.

Sorry, Kim!

Kim’s got a breast-monkey on her back.

David asks the million dollar question

I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my Me Daddy just bought a pimp ass house in Bel Air, the freshest neighborhood in LA. Not like this Beverly Hills bullshit. Those housewives are turning B Hills into a [...]

You know only the A-list celebs be havin my back! Jen-An (Jennifer Aniston) be tellin everybody to step off my S.A.F.S’s B (Sweet Ass Food Sources’s Back). “There’s nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian and all those people,” Aniston says in the documentary “$ellebrity” (via Celebuzz)… “If that’s how they choose to make a living, more [...]

You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied.  Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]

If I wanted my S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) to get sound parenting advice, I’d send her uterus over to Dr. Phil’s soundstage. At least we get a paycheck. I sure as sh*t don’t see any money coming from you Snooks! “I recommend Kim to just don’t push it with the working and just relax [...]

No “Flashin’….Lights” for me y’alls! S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my “Me daddy” says I gots to keep me under wraps. I totally understand. I AM a lot for the world to handle. Let’s give the public some time. Let me ease in this monsta’ balla’ prescence I have. I don’t want to put [...]

It’s sissy bitches like Kris Humphries that make me proud to say my “Me daddy” is KANYE! My sweet-ass food source be tryin’ to quit this guy Humpdump but he keeps whining about “the marriage being a fraud” and he can’t go on living without S.A.F.S annulling it. Wah wah wah you big baby. Just [...]

***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season. Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut! I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending. Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to [...]

“The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton” – Ricky Gervais – 2012 Golden Globes Host The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards will air this Sunday on NBC, at 8pm ET. It’s always considered the “fun” awards ceremony, because it mixes the movie stars in with the TV stars [...]

Another day of buuuulls**t: Hulk Hogan’s suing over his sex tape, Justin Bieber might be a pothead, and Simon Cowell’s trying to hide his gorgeous man boobs. Also, Buzz Aldrin’s getting a divorce (again), OctoMom’s on welfare (again) and Lindsay f’ed up (again.) For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter. [...]

(This week on Dear TvGasm we check in with America’s newest celebrity baby mama, Kim Kardashian. And as we all know when you see one Kardashian, you can just bet that more are going to show up. My mom says they breed in between the walls. Wait, that’s roaches. Anyway, let the completely fake and [...]

The baby is private, but not the bump.

  Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kate Middleton is preggers!! Also, Kate Middleton is pregnant, Kate Middleton is with child, and someone knocked up Kate Middleton. You heard it here the first fifty times. Plus: Lindsay Lohan is still drunk, Chris Brown is still swearing he’s not beating Rihanna, and Kim Kardashian is still an [...]

Kim’s huge in Bahrain

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kim Kardashian has to go to the Middle East to apologize for idiotic tweets, Randy Travis just says no, & Demi Moore is still mourning the loss of her youth(ful sex toy). Plus: Kelsey Grammer is a stellar parent, Rhea and Danny are flirting, and whoever invented Lucky Slots on [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Kendra Wilkinson gets a little judgy (not saying she’s wrong), Kim Kardashian talks about the Israel/Palestine conflict, and Mitt Romney goes on a date. Plus, the Jersey Shore wants more attention and the Elmo sex scandal lives!  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be [...]

Just another day of buuuulls**t: Justin Bieber was dumped by Selena Gomez, the dude who plays Elmo might have diddled a teenager, and Kim Kardashian ate ice cream (WTF?).  For more, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.  Also, be sure to check out our archive of TV ReDubs. 

Dear TVgasm, as you all know, I have been seriously thinking about trying to replicate myself. While I know that technology has its limits, and of course no one could ever be as awesome and like, awesome as myself, I have decided to freeze my eggs. I took them out of the big cold box [...]

Pretty amazing.

She hates the food, not the people

Kris Humpries wants the engagement ring back that he gave to Kim K. Radar is reporting (based on the divorce case), ”Kris wants the ring back because the marriage only lasted 72 days and he believes it was based on fraud and deceit. Remember, Kim filed for divorce. Kris paid for that ring, and he just can’t fathom [...]

So funny, NOT.

Kim K needs to go away

She just wants to help!

Stepdad chimes in

Jon jumps on the Daniel bandwagon

The fairytale comes to a burning end like a lit match in a dry forest.

It’s true, she can read.

Nice one, Kim.