POSTS TAGGED: kimye

He’s not a celebrity, you guys… First off – I have no problem with Kanye West as an artist.  He’s passionate, he’s political, he’s unafraid to rap or sing or shout whatever the hell is on his mind.  Sometimes that leads to controversy and whether or not it is purposeful – well, who the hell [...]

Nip. Not even once.

I may be in Paris right now but I have some serious digs waitin on me at home. S.A.F.S (Sweet Ass Food Source) and my Me Daddy just bought a pimp ass house in Bel Air, the freshest neighborhood in LA. Not like this Beverly Hills bullshit. Those housewives are turning B Hills into a [...]

You know only the A-list celebs be havin my back! Jen-An (Jennifer Aniston) be tellin everybody to step off my S.A.F.S’s B (Sweet Ass Food Sources’s Back). “There’s nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian and all those people,” Aniston says in the documentary “$ellebrity” (via Celebuzz)… “If that’s how they choose to make a living, more [...]

You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied.  Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]

***Please welcome our newest contributor, the fetus of Kim Kardashian. He/she will be blogging here until birthing season. Embry-YO!What whuuuuuut! I’m Kimye’s baby. I could tell you my name but Kris has offers pending. Lucky for me, I got grandfathered into the Kardashian Dynasty and I am getting my own fragrance without even having to [...]