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Hell's Kitchen

Hell’s Kitchen: Good Riddance, You Corpulant Redneck Boob

This episode of Hell’s Kitchen marked one of the happiest moments of my recapping career and perhaps even life. Because this week, Fatso falls on his ass — both literally and figuratively. Yay! Christmas is saved! Now let’s get on to this fabulous episode, shall we? Cock-a-doodle-EAT ME!!!

Hell's Kitchen

Hell’s Kitchen: Time to Go Back to Your Dream Home

Like, what? In honor of this week’s fallen culinary warrior on Hell’s Kitchen, I took it upon myself to do a little research about that loveable American doll that we call the Barbie. Fun Fact #1: Her full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Do they actually make people named “Millicent” anymore? Sounds like a fat [...]

Kitchen Nightmares

Kitchen Nightmares: Inner Change Tastes Like Beef

I have never, ever, ever met someone I believed in as little as you.