POSTS TAGGED: kitchen nightmares

Weeping like the Seattle skies.

Mill Street Bistro conclusion.

Gordon’s yelling face gets a workout!

In which we are schooled on complex world of restaurant management.

ood food, better décor, and family harmony. Is there anything Gordon can’t do?

Gordon delivers a wake-up call to Beaver, PA!

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for February 1st-3rd

Greetings to you, oh faithful Gasmii! I’m back from my hiatus and so is our man Gordon Ramsay. He’s in a Boston burb with Tom, a restaurant owner who bought the Olde Hitching Post restaurant for his daughter, Andrea. His dream is to hand it over to her and secure her future, which would be [...]

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for January 25th-27th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 14th – December 16th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for December 7th- December 9th

Tonight’s Top 10 Shows for October 26-28

OK, you guys. Ready to go around the world? In 80 plates? Does that title make any sense whatsoever? Firstly, let’s discuss the ridiculous amount of cooking shows on the boob tube right now. Top Chef, Top Chef Masters, Iron Chef (original and America), Chopped, Food Network Star, Rachel Ray (all 10 of her shows), [...]

Strange emotions surface within!

Sniveling won’t fix a thing.

Gordon Ramsay: Marriage Counselor

Gordon sorts out some issues in suburban Atlanta (again).

Gordon tries to make us care about his past exploits.

Friday, January 27 20/20 (ABC, 9 pm) When a woman tries to divorce her husband, TV producer Richard Shenkman, he reacts with a violent rampage that includes stalking, burning a house to the ground, and kidnapping his estranged wife at gunpoint. I think there’s still some love there. Does this ticket say “slap some raw [...]

Friday, January 20th Shark Tank (ABC, 8 pm) NBA champion Bill Walton helps a triathlete pitch his idea for a unique water bottle. He wears a Bottle Boy suit. Oh, Bill. Star Wars: Clone Wars (Cartoon Network, 8 pm) Obi-Wan enters a prison, disguised as a convict, in order to extract information; Obi-Wan must work [...]

There’s at least one in every workplace. We’ve all been stuck at a desk or in a cube near her at some point. She’s the gal who wears the ill-fitting too-tight tops and low-rise capris (with thong undies) and doesn’t seem to understand that at a certain point spaghetti straps stop looking sexy and start [...]

Time for part 2 of this week’s Kitchen Nightmares, or really the second of two entirely separate episodes. I love me some Gordon Ramsay, but I hope he doesn’t make a habit out of this. The relationship is getting a bit serious. I need a little me-time. Aw, come on…don’t look at me like that…

This week on Kitchen Nightmares, G-Ram stacks two completely independent episodes in a two hour block for no apparent reason. All the obnoxiousness you can eat, after the jump. What? You don’t see my strongly linked themes of erm…family togeth…umm…strength in advers…oh, fuck it. Let’s just do this bitch.

When I was still a practicing Catholic (I say “practicing” because I never got really good at it… you know, the whole “I-go-to-church-on-Sundays-so-that-gives-me-carté-blanche-to-be-a-raging-dickwad-towards-the-rest-of-humanity-the-other-six-days-of-the-week” thing) my little sister and I co-owned a concession stand at the Bingo games on Sunday Night at Our Lady Of Perpetual Help… …except we always called it “Our Lady Of Perpetual [...]

This week on a “very special” Kitchen Nightmares, G-Ram finds himself playing the multiple roles of tv personality, chef, and family therapist. We hope this involves a lot of shirt-changes. Sigh. I really need to renegotiate my contract. A family torn asunder, the very first documented “authentic Italian” potato skins, and the softer side of [...]

Hello, Gasmii, and welcome to the first real episode of season two of Kitchen Nightmares! In this episode, we are treated to the best of Long Island: a restaurant named after the owner’s mustache, turtleneck sweaters that haven’t been manufactured since 1987, a lady-mullet, and for no apparent reason, Dee Snider. Will Guest Star for [...]

***Letter from the Editor: Please give a warm welcome to your newest recapper and one of your faves from Auditiongasm, AuJew! For the very special, 2-hour premier episode of Kitchen Nightmares, Chef Gordon Ramsay revisits last season’s biggest train wrecks to see if any of the people he scared shitless have yet to regain control [...]

Did anyone else see the story this week about how Gordon Ramsay was diagnosed with an ulcer for having eaten so much bad food in Hell’s Kitchen? I guess he’s pretty upset with Fox for choosing such idiotic and incompetent contestants. And if you didn’t think they were bad before, then I’m sure you do [...]