POSTS TAGGED: Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami

Part 2 of season 5 finale. Bruce undergoes a radical transformation.

Bruce and Scott bond while DASH comes unglued.

Bruce flips a bitch when he discover Kylie sneaking boys upstairs.

Watch out Shirley Partridge, there’s a new ‘musical momager’ in town: Goth Ronald!

Bruce eats dog biscuits and Rocky the Dog faces neutering.

Season 2 finale: stripes, therapy, therapeutic stripes…

Goth Ronald is in town!!!!!!!!!!

Scott’s mirror won’t tell him if he’s black or white…so he smashes it.

The American Pyscho in Scott rears its ugly head.

Mason finds out the true meaning of Tequila Sunrise, and Kim and Kourtney clash over Kim’s Blackberry.

Kourtney’s becomes Jessie Spano crazed w/exercise.

Three’s Company is the theme.

The Kardashians keep it klassy.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Ho White confirms she is indeed knocked up, albeit with what may turn out to be the most famesucking Kartrashian of them all. The thing is still in fetal stage and already is grabbing tabloid headlines. I can only assume this is [...]

***And please, a round of applause for one of your two Auditiongasm faves, HappyHousewife with the final two epis of Kardashians!! This week on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami: Apocalypse Now. The world is ending. A Kardashian is procreating. What a cute little baby, look, she has Mommy’s eyebrows!

Previously on Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami, the ass fairy Kim came to “visit” her sisters who were in dire need of some “PR” (that sentence sounds raunchy doesn’t it?) Also, Terrence J fulfilled his wildest dream: Have a make-out session on TV with a “thick” girl. Don’t worry buddy…sooner or later, all of this [...]

Welcome to Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami. How did I end up recapping this show? S-e-n-i-o-r-i-t-y…and karma. Please, don’t feel bad for me. Interesting fact: I googled “Kardashian” and “cure for cancer” and I only got 22,700 hits. I googled “Kardashian” and “whore” and got 10,800,000 hits. Lovely! If it isn’t annoying families like the [...]