POSTS TAGGED: kroy biermann

Last week, Kim was under attack on all fronts, with the most recent attacks coming from her father.  The Italian Scallion called Kim a bad role model for having four children from three men, and called Kim a pathological liar.  He didn’t appreciate the deserved mockery of his chicken-armed, off-the-chart crazy wife.   This seksi [...]

Last week, Kroy pursued legally adopting Brielle and Ariana.  Super nice guy, like an island in a raging sea of something else. The Biermann family is growing quickly, so they are building a new black mold dream home full of mirrors.  Plus, he’s gained a precious mother-in-law that is like antifreeze-laced icing on the crazy [...]

Kim spent most of last week’s episode trying to learn the rules of football…stupidity on so many levels.  Rose, her grandmotherly psychic, showed that her crystal ball needs new spark plugs and an oil change after she predicted Kroy would be in the Super Bowl.  It wasn’t exactly a lingerie league team, but Kim learned [...]

Last week, Kim and Kroy celebrated their first anniversary Biermann-style, recreating their wedding at the venue of the dance competition where Kim first saw Kroy’s ass.  For Kim, that’s super sentimental, y’all. The most important question that needs answering about any celebration with Kim is:  What about the gifts?  Kim sure does love her gifts.  [...]

It’s time to party at the Biermann home.  Kim and Kroy have been married for one year and this is a perfect opportunity to spend lots and lots more cash.  There’s even a baby named Kash. Last week, Bravo treated us to two lovely episodes to catch up on Kim’s life since Don’t Be Tardy [...]

Even though one episode would have been more than enough for the premiere of Don’t Be Tardy…, Bravo is giving the viewers a two-part gift of Kim and all of the tackiness that revolves around her planet.  Now, let’s get down in the mud and wallow around, shall we? This episode opens with Kim reading [...]

Good news!  Kim is back for another season of Don’t Be Tardy…  How exciting!  Will we see her in a double wide suffocating under a ton of hoarded cheap shit, cigarettes, and wigs this season?  Be patient, my little pretties, it’s coming…one day…maybe…probably. Life seemed pretty good for Kim when we last saw her marrying [...]

Atlanta Thrilla in Anguilla

I work all day. 35/8, 14 days a week.

Phaedra needs to butt out and Kim moves out.

Porsha and Kenya have it out.

Nene is big time, Walter gets a time out.

Another boy!

The happiest, joyous-est, gotta have a double-wide to fit it all day has arrived–the finale of Don’t Be Tardy for the Wedding!  The clock hasn’t been ticking away fast enough, but now it’s down to the wire with only an hour and a half until the ceremony begins.  While Kim is holed up in her [...]

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the finale opens with only one hour left until the wedding begins.  The bridal party and groomsmen are assembling to walk down the aisle ahead of Kim, while the caterers are preparing the food and the DJ is setting up.  The guests are arriving and it won’t be long before Kim [...]

According to Kim, since it’s 11-11-11, the universe is aligning for the wedding of the century.  For everyone else, the universe is aligning for a huge pain in the ass.  They have one of the cutest babies in existence and she brings two beautiful daughters to the union, so may their marriage be successful and [...]

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the big day, but it’s been killer on us.  The wigs are looking about as matted and clumpy as I feel.  This morning’s momma and baby meeting opens with Kim holding K.J. and telling him that [...]

Kim and Kroy are planning their once-in-a-lifetime-this-time wedding, so it’s time to check in for more wig-tastic adventures.  In prior episodes, we’ve been along for the ride while Kim searched for her dream dress, the cake, the rings,  met with her wedding planner and the bottom of the money well.  There’s no rest for the [...]

There are only four weeks until the wedding and the time has come for Kim to make her list and check it twice.  Last week, the Biermann family came to Atlanta for a visit and to meet K.J. for the first time.  Now that the home invaders have left, it is time to hit the [...]

Sex toys and boys!

Engaged and poorly aged.

Death by 1000 Princess cuts.

Country singing, ring shopping, divorce stopping

The Smalls VS. The Talls

Everybody knows slavery produces the best abs.

“I can smell fear. And sashimi. Our lunch is almost ready.”

Phaedra shields the universe from evil, Kim has a baby.

OMG! Did you see what happened on Real Housewives of Atlanta? Me neither. I fell asleep about 5 seconds after Cynthia started speaking. Luckily I found an interpretive dance online that played out the entire episode so I’ve got the goods. If you can call them “goods”. Some nasty stuff went down this week. Namely, [...]

Real Housewives of Atlanta makes my heart happy. Delusional adults, fragile marriages and busted birthday parties abound in this world of Atlanta’s “elite”… These women have given me hope that when I’m pretending to be fertile and in my 30s, I too can embarrass my family and get paid for it. Nene has had enough [...]

Knocked up.