POSTS TAGGED: las vegas

This shit was set up from the get-go

Oh Gasmii, what a treat. Hell’s Kitchen is back! And (for me at least) it doesn’t disappoint. This week’s Season 11 debut brought us back-to-back episodes jam-packed full of fun, food and a freakin’ lot of crazy! Let’s dive in shall we? Episode 1 opens at 7am at LAX airport in Los Angeles. We’re introduced [...]

It’s sudden death…but not the kind that happens to up-and-coming rappers on the Strip. Drive-by shooting leads to 6-vehicle collision; 3 dead It’s been a busy week in Vegas, Gasmii! Not only was there a Tupac-style gundown just a block from where Tupcac himself was riddled with bullets (may he rest in peace), American Idol is in town for [...]

Vegas baby!

***Please welcome your Auditiongasm runner up (by like two percentage points. Really close, people), NouveauPoor!! Happy bleeping birthday to bleeping Amy’s bleeping mom Hey there, gasmii! I’m feeling very fortunate to be one of the newest recappers here at the ‘gasm. For my very first assignment, I’ll be taking over the recaps for Sin City [...]

Can we just keep them in Vegas?

Bad Girls Club for the 40 year olds.

Noooo boyeeeeee

  My prayer for the day: Please, my dear Lord (and by “my Lord” I mean Satan), please, please, let today be the day when Lorena gets kicked to the curb. If you are as powerful as you say you are SATAN, you will make this happen!!!!!!!!!  Thank God this sh*t is almost over.  Even [...]

Takashi Manero Last week, Art sashayed out the door and back to the land of Biscuits, Oprah and Lady Gaga’s collapsing cake.  Unfortunately, we are still left with his annoying BFF, Lorena.  There are five Chefs remaining, well, six if you count Patty’s mole.  Patricia, Lorrrrrrrrrrrrrena, Takashi, Chris and Kerry.  Putting it out there, this [...]

Previously, on “Hell’s Kitchen,” the chefs were challenged to create a dish on a budget and each had a chance to run the pass. At the end of the episode, Barbie was, sadly, eliminated. The episode ended before we could find out which two chefs would be going to Vegas for the final challenge. I [...]

Hoooooly shit, let’s get this Toddlers & Tiaras party started! The Little Miss and Mr. Nevada pageant takes us to that bastion of royal ball cupping, Las Vegas! Pageant Director Tami Soudbakhsh (sounds like Succotash!) tells us this isn’t just a pageant, it’s a “pageant show.” Sure. Let’s get Homeland Security on this last name, [...]

Curtis Stone(ColdFox) is back as the host.  I’m warning you, I have a major thing for this dude.  I really want him to wrestle a croc or throw some shrimp on the barbi. Sorry, bad Australian stereotypes. James Oseland and Ruth Reichl are back as judges. We are in Sin City and quickly see that gambling [...]

Double the episodes, double the disappointment

The 61st Annual Miss USA Pageant airs this Sunday at 9pm on NBC. The 2012 Miss USA will be chosen from 51 contestants this year. It’s being telecast from the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. The girls were recently gathered together at the Gardens of Goddess, located at Caesar’s Palace Hotel & [...]

It’s his birthday and he’ll whine if he wants to!

FYI, “THIRD” and “LAST” are not always the same thing.

The Browns get a Charlie Brown tree and Christine is a real Grinch

A moment of silence for the weave please.

It’s almost over.

No one will miss you.

I’m beginning to think we will never run out of skanks.

Satan would be ashamed.

The Twins are at it again. Nothing.

Go back to the bridge you crawled out from under.

Hell hath no fury, like a bunch of drunken skanks.

Forget feeding poor people, these bitches need weaves!

Well folks I guess LA got sick of the BGC because now they have been banished to Las Vegas! I’m sure Las Vegas is proud to have them. Lets meet these bitches. First up is Gabi from Methuen, Massachusetts. While she’s packing all you hear is her Dad downstairs screaming for her to get ready. [...]

Joey Fat-one!

TLC-manufactured drama is incredibly non-dramatic

Rich rich rich

And the winners are…

The season finale. FINALLY.

If you like it, then you should have put a Ring Pop on it.

AWESOME season finale to a great season, told in limerick form.

In which the casting agents earn their keep, and then some.

A trip to Vegas, a snake in the grass, three are eliminated.

Adam’s return coincides with Nany’s magical journey of self-discovery.

More daddy issues than the cast of Lost…

The roomies go on vacation, have stupid fights, start a charity, and have daddy issues.