POSTS TAGGED: lesbians

As we all know we left off last week with Bluto finally tapping Chuck’s tater the way she should have done much sooner. For some reason, Tanisha doesn’t understand this and seems to take Chuck’s side. I’m thinking Tanisha didn’t watch the damn season or she would know that the best time to put Chuck [...]

This is it folks. The end of the line. For Season 10. Unless you count next weeks OMG Episode and the 3 freakin’ reunion shows. Now I have to admit that a lot of shit went down this season. However I still do NOT see the need for a 3 part reunion. Last season we [...]

Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it. Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she [...]

Hey Gasmii! On this week’s BUCKWILD, the hormones, they were a-raging: Anna finally got some. Tyler and Katie stopped circling around each other and just went for it. And Cara introduced us to her ex-girlfriend, which got Shain all hot and bothered.  Is it possible that MTV meant to air this week’s episodes a little [...]

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

Whoa, Black Patsy, (Bam-ba-lam).

Bwahh! Why do I always pick the shows with a bajillion plot lines going on? Oh yes, I pick shows based on male nudity percentage, not ease-of-recap. Well, I certainly got enough man parts this week, so I guess all is forgiven. Anyway. Whew! There’s a lot of seemingly unrelated plot lines. How do these [...]

Real Housewives of Atlanta makes my heart happy. Delusional adults, fragile marriages and busted birthday parties abound in this world of Atlanta’s “elite”… These women have given me hope that when I’m pretending to be fertile and in my 30s, I too can embarrass my family and get paid for it. Nene has had enough [...]

Hairy lesbians. With gravy.

For the finale, I use the word “choach” way too much. Even for me.

Karma’s A Fun Bitch

This week’s ep actually has some really endearing moments…

This week I finally decide to make my spell check learn all their dumb names.

This week things start moving at lesbianing fast speed.

Too much talky not enough choachy…

Yay for lesbian porn!

Love, the Beatles.

Sadist gets promoted, then fired. Yay?

This week everyone talks about their feelings. And I mean, EVERYONE.

People who need People

The return of Batshit!

Somebody breaks up. Here’s a hint- you want them to.

SOMEONE gets engaged, and not in her invisible jet. Think MUCH classier…

Strap-ons and gaybo drama. Do NOT miss.

This week the gaybos gab about coming out and dealing with the fams.

Boob glasses are all the rage on this week’s Real L Word.

We’re back South where pageants belong!

We learn what types of lesbians there are: mostly annoying ones!

Lots of gums a flappin’ and clams a clappin’!