POSTS TAGGED: levi

This week’s secret words are: this is not staged and stop it. Oh and they swear they’re not actors.

Esther ugly cries.

What does the Mafia want for Christmas?

John is NOT getting a present this year from Levi.

Jimmy cracked corn. Levi DOES care.

Monday, Jan. 2nd Hold on. Just let me get rid of this bimbo… The Bachelor (ABC, 8 pm) Ben Flajnik returns to the mansion for the season’s first cocktail party; a septuagenarian confesses her love for Ben; a bachelorette shows up at the mansion on a horse. Ben and Levi the horse have been spotted [...]

The cast gather with Wendy Williams for a discussion of the season. Zygote maintains his Biggest Ass in Dallas title. Chore is vindicated.

The cast gathers for a warm, heartfelt hug-a-thon. Or not.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, Chore is vindicated and leaves for LA.

Levi gets a new job, the truth finally comes out, and Chore leaves to seek fame and fortune.

Chore begins his acting career; folks volunteer at a horse rescue ranch; Ashley still won’t butt out; as expected, Zyg and Levi hook up again.

Chore tries his hand at acting, people volunteer at a horse refuge, and Levi again lets his shank flag fly.

Levi explores getting back into rodeo; Zygote is a racist idiot; Ashley won’t shut up.

A lot of yakking, and Levi’s dream to again compete at rodeos seems crushed.

Everyone gets on Chore’s case, Levi and Zygote have yet another unpleasant encounter, and Ashley gets a fan.

Everyone discusses last week; Ashley takes more photos; Zygote dates Chase’s best friend; Levi continues to be a jerk.

We learn more about Chase, Levi runs roughshod over Zygote, and Phillip starts a fight.

We hear about Chase’s past; Zygote confronts Levi; Phillip starts a fight with Chore; and Ashley won’t shut up.

The Tears of a Clown

Everyone yakked a lot. Levi had an Inchwear party and upset Ashley. Chase is walking on dangerous ground.

Taylor is a jackass. Chore is the voice of reason. Chase needs new friends.

The Footloose party . . . drunkenness, bad behavior, fighting, and a “booze buffet”.

We meet the cast and instantly loathe one of them.

Let’s meet the cast!

Go back to school!

The Levi video debut.

The Bristol is coming your way!

Links to share with friends and family members (the ones you like).

Daily link-o-rama.

Bristol, the butt counts!