POSTS TAGGED: Lifetime

The end, my friend!

Getting closer…

Taylor looks at colleges, Micah has dinner with Nikita, and Oliva leads a youth group.

Well, she’s got her Cleopatra drag together.   This week’s WHAT UP WITH…?  is a success story – in the making.  There is nothing the American public loves more than a comeback…especially an American Idol comeback. (I just made that up, but it sounds good, right?) WHAT UP WITH…FANTASIA?   This year’s American Idol has [...]

Season finale!

Rejoice! The end is nigh!

Sexy modeling, tattoos, and purity rings.

New York, New York.

It’s Halloween time in the land of scary bible-thumping.

The shark is lying in bed smoking a butt after having been jumped so hard.

Being and Nothingness.

Everyone prays about everything, and I pray for Lifetime to film more interesting people.

Patriotic Booty.

It’s not a democracy, it’s a dance-ocracy.

Turning water into whine is more like it…

Asian Invasion

Sometimes you just gotta say WTF.

See ya! Criminals will be on the loose now!

Lifetime is not even trying anymore.

Yawn.

A shocking secret is revealed, only it’s not that shocking and everyone cries and I just don’t understand.

On the previous unnecessarily long episode of Dance Moms: Chloe was still suspended; ALDC sucked in Minnesota; Mackenzie may or may not have hurt her foot; Shrill hoped to exploit Kendall while she’s still young and pretty. As they line up for pyramid, Jabby laments that they had to go all the way to Minnesota [...]

Why yes, I’m still batshit crazy. Why do you ask? Good morning, Gasmii. Hope you enjoyed another AWESOME two-hour episode. This week, the ladies went to Cincinnati (or “Cincinatti” if you are a Lifetime graphics editor) to face off against the Canton Nut Job and her Angry Band of Dance Dads. Nia is in the [...]

Two freaking hours!

Raising daughters is hard work, but with the good lord’s help we can screw them up as much as humanly possible.

I am still filling in for SnoopK8, but she will be back next week to tackle the two-hour special. I know I was slow in writing this, but my daughter and her boyfriend were home from college for the week, so I got to play Spring Break with them. This week Abby takes fashion tips [...]

I am filling in for SnoopK8 for a couple weeks… Please be patient if I mess up names… I’ve been watching the show for years, but now realize how little attention I pay to some of the details. Broadway Baby passed away and Abby is an ugly crier. She explains to the girls that she [...]

Leave a message after the beep. Or don’t. But don’t expect me to call you back.

Zzzzzzz.

Just when you thought this show couldn’t get any more ridiculous, we have this week’s episode. And did it really need to be 90 minutes long? Previously: Cathy came back with a new set of Apple’s whom the girls beat by one-tenth of a point; Shrill replaced Melissa as team kiss-ass; Christi left the comp [...]

Good morning Gasmii, First of all, a hearty congratulations to Westminster Best in Show winner Banana Joe. He has the best name ever. Even a guy named Banana Joe thinks these bitches are crazy On to business. I don’t even know what to say about this week’s episode. I feel like this show is devolving [...]

Don’t cross the streams!

Much ado about nothing.

Studio Blues.

R.I.P. Broadway Baby Jeez, Gasmii. This episode couldn’t be more depressing if they had beaten a puppy. Everyone needs to take a couple of deep breaths and chill the fuck out. We begin with the bad news that the NC judges made a math error <cough BULLSHIT cough> last week and Kendall and Maddie’s duet [...]

This is how we duet.

WTF?

“The real dance moms are here.”

Upping the “IN10SITY”.

New season, same nonsense.