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Let’s do this!

Doesn’t it feel like this show has been yapping at our heels like an irritating dog for months?  Ugh, if I have to see Lohan’s bloated face smirking at me one more time, I may have to get mean. When I first started thinking about how to approach this recap, I thought a lot about [...]

** Just wanted to let all the glamour lovers know I had this ready to go last night but then my internet connection decided to kick back, stick a rock in the pipe, grab a lighter and quit fucking working.  Sorry all. ** Hey lovely gasmites! I’m hard at work at the actual recap but I wanted to [...]

Poo Poo plater

It’s been a long, ugly storm week. As you may have noticed, a whole slew of our writers were knocked out by stupid ass Sandy. The weather did give me a chance to step into MrsMiaWallace’s recapping shoes and produce a VlogCap of Project Runway All Stars! Let me know what you think of this. [...]

Hey, Gasmii!  I’d like to welcome you all to the series premier of Prom Queens.  Here’s hoping for some delusional teenage assholes, tacky dresses, and plenty of running mascara.  I was lucky enough to have gone to a high school where being on prom court was based on personality and not campaigns or daddy’s money, [...]

Here’s little Lindsay

So long. Farewell! Auf weidersehen, Goodbye! Dance Moms has gone to bed and so must I.

REALLY mini…

Liz and Dick are here

Someday season two will end, but not this week.

Finale! (That’s pronounced “finally.”)

Leave Whitney alone!

Plus, Brooke sings!

The end is in sight!

Whoa, Black Patsy, (Bam-ba-lam).

They blew their wad

A concerted effort.

It ain’t easy being mean.

An apple a day makes Jabby go nuts.

Brookeback Mountain.

Will the real diva please stand up.

The end is nigh.

I will chew you up and spit you out Good morning, Gasmii. I feel like there was a lot going on last night, yet not much happened. Jabby is happy to have beat the Candy Apple’s in Ohio, and she believes that will put her in a good mood all week. Well, I’m sure someone [...]

It’s ringer time!

Back to reality. Or whatever.

When in doubt, make it a clip show.

Return of the Bullies.

It’s gonna be crazy

Spoons in June.

Cable, here we come

Gateway drugs.

Anger Management.

Lance Bass in the reality biz

Back for more.

 What is summer without Reality TV? There is always a flood of real TV for us to choose from and this year is no different. It’s a regular smorgasbord for us to feast on. The controversy continues over ABC’s new The Glass House, it’s version of CBS’ Big Brother, who by the way, have taken [...]

We have a Dick!

Exploit, exploit, exploit

Period time

It’s official