POSTS TAGGED: little miss perfect

Hey Gasmii, we’re back with another season of Little Miss Perfect. This pageant features a very special component called “Wow Wear”. More on that later, but just remember, this TV show is responsible for spreading the “Wow Wear Concept” across the entire globe. Wow Wear is going for Global Domination!!! Can you say Wow?

Dear Gasmii, This is our final week with our little darlings and the Little Miss Perfect pageant. It has been a wild and wacky adventure as we’ve watched Moms and their daughters dress themselves up and parade around the stage of various hotel conference rooms. I’ll miss our weekly visits, but like any good thing, [...]

Welcome my dear Gasmii to Episode 5 of the Little Miss Perfect Show. This show is so exciting. Just a few days ago, Chelsey Handler mentioned that she thinks our very own Michael Galanes has the goods to replace Ryan on American Idol!!! No kidding and we thought he was just the Queen of the [...]

Well Gasmii, here we are at Episode 4 of Little Miss Perfect and we’ve got a whole new ball game. I’ve always believed that the reason women put their children into beauty pageants is because they really want to be in the pageant themselves. This week, we can test that theory because this week it [...]

It’s a pageant, it’s entertainment and it’s a college education. At least that’s the thinking of one pageant Mom. Can pageants really provide a good size nest egg for your darling daughter’s future? Or is it more economical to put the money in a bank and watch it earn interest, or maybe just set fire [...]

Pageant mentors are as important to pageants as big red noses are to clowns. You just have to have one. And this pageant has a big one and he knows who he is. I am the big red nose on this clown of a pageant. This week we are treated to more of Michael Galanes’ [...]

Little Miss Perfect is a new reality show about children’s beauty pageants. I know, I know I hear the groans. But really Gasmii, we can’t only write about well behaved mature men like those on “Confessions of a Teen Idol” we need to explore the outer limits of the human psyche. The outer limits includes [...]