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Hello, Gasmii. Welcome to the VERY LATE edition of The Taste recap. I decided that since Eyediosmio did such a stellar job with the rest of the season, you guys deserved some disappointment and an amazingly delayed recap. You know, to make sure you know your place. (Well, that and it takes a few extra [...]

Hola, Gasmii! This is Jimbob Jones stepping in for Eyediosmio for the finale of The Taste. About the only thing ethnic about me is that first sentence, but don’t worry, I can fake it — I took 2 Spanish classes in high school, and can remember at LEAST half a dozen words, all of which [...]

Hola Gasmii! Wow, I know what you’re thinking, didn’t last week’s recap JUST go up?  Yes, yes it did.  Because I was late.  Lo siento, mis amigos!  BUT, this will week I’ll have the full recap up for you shortly.  Promise! In the meantime, let’s amuse douche this bitch. This week’s challenge is “Seduction,” and they want [...]

Hola Gasmii and welcome to this week’s recap of The Taste wherein they attempt to freak out the contestants and the home audience with the concept of Nose to Tail eating.  Those of us who grew up around different cultures just call it “dinner.”  But whatever. White people, commence freaking out. This little guy is [...]

Hola Gasmii!  Let’s get to recapping this thing, are you ready?  Pour yourself a glass of vino (a glass of red for me, thanks!) and let’s do this thing! So we start off with two teams one man down Sorry Micah! Later Renatta!  (You should know, my husband is a HUGE fan of Apple Crumble – you was [...]

Hello Gasmii!  I told you I’d get the minicap up lickity split, are you excited?  ARE YOU! Well you should be because tonight is about the Taste, and nothing but the taste.  Did you know that it’s all about the Taste?  Because it is! Um, did someone say this was about the taste?  I’m confused as to what [...]