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In last week’s episode, Heather confronted Aviva about mocking Jacques’ flashy French accent.  Ramona was leaning over Heather’s shoulder to eavesdrop and got lit up like the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree because she thought they were talking about her.  It was probably the only two minutes of the season that she wasn’t being talked about [...]

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City opens with the fallout from Ramona’s screaming fit, having accused Heather of talking behind her back.  After Heather talks about Mario’s”crazy wife” that’s “acting crazy”, Aviva steps in with a huge ladle to stir up some more poop.  Mario tries to take up for [...]

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Welcome back to another week of The Real Housewives of New York.  Last week, George and Sonja finally met in Miami, but it was more fizzle than fireworks.  Ramona wore out her welcome at the Drescher household, and LuAnn probably won’t be asking to borrow gowns from one of Carole’s friends again.  It isn’t much [...]

Ding dong the bitches are dead… to us.

The big finale is finally here! Prego and Meno and Psycho – oh my!