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It’s the season finale, and I can honestly say it doesn’t come a moment too soon.  The best part is the reunion, and that’s only awesome because John “The Spider” Salley hosts it, and he’s a riot. But first, we start with the season finale. We’re still in New Orleans and we’re still discussing the same [...]

Okay, technically there is no minicap… but Monday night was the season finale and the reunion show. I am going to do them together in one final recap… Just give me a little time to get all the facts straight, because these ladies are insane. You can read past recaps and discuss this week’s episode [...]

Much like at a horse race, we’re off… Just don’t get too excited… First up, Brooke is having a private launch party of Touch Me lingerie. She didn’t mean to keep it a secret, but she did. They talked about how awesome Jackie’s fashion show was and that Brooke got the cover of King Magazine. [...]

Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.  Hello, My Name is Ugly. We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is [...]

I’ll preface this recap by saying that I’m not in a good mood… That said, Happy Thanksgiving! I hope all of you who celebrate Thanksgiving had a great one, and to those of you that don’t, count yourself lucky. Anyway, I’m irritated today and the women on this show don’t help one bit. So I [...]

The first meeting is between Chantel and Laura. Chani called Laura after Jackie told Chani NOT to talk to Laura. Typical daughter move. Chani was very honest with how she felt her mother raised her and Ta’kari. At first Laura was thinking this would be a chance to get dirt on Jackie, but she got [...]

Okay, yes. I completely flaked on a full recap for last week’s episode. But in my defense, I have no defense. I was relaxing in the Bahamas and simply couldn’t force myself to think about the wives. But I’m home and I will do my best to make up for lost time… in my full [...]

I am working on the full recap for Monday’s Basketball Wives LA… but after watching the episode only one and a half times, I am unable to watch it again because I am out of the country and apparently they refuse to allow VH-1 videos to work here. So I will only have pictures for [...]

Can I do a photo recap? Can this show be recapped without photos. Are photos the only reason this show SHOULD be recapped? Should VH-1 jump off their moral high horse and show the fight? Does anyone think these women are role models? Can DCF take away Jackie’s adult children? We open at Opportunistic Spice’s [...]

This week in real life, 4 of the 6 basketball wives were canned because they wouldn’t let VH-1 tape the “real” parts of their lives. Next year we will only have Jackie (Old Spice) and Draya (Homewrecker Spice) returning. Hopefully Draya will actually be a basketball wife by then. Anyway, this week: Brooke had a [...]

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This episode has been so hyped up as the big wedding episode, but I felt it was a flop. It’s even hard to recap because so little happened… but I’ll start with a short photo montage of all the spikey things I saw throughout the show.         Okay, enough of that… Now [...]

 If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands… The episode, as always, starts exactly where we left off last week. The ladies have met up to say goodbye to Sister Spice because she will be out of town for 12 days. Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice get heated, because while Old Spice was [...]

Greetings Basketball Wives LA fans… (all 2 of you)… I will have a much more comprehensive recap up in a day or two… I’m traveling and only got to see the episode one time and am writing from memory and very crappy notes. The episode opens with the fight between Jackie and Draya from last [...]

Scary, Homewrecker, Old, Sister, Opportunistic, Wimpy  Above is a refresher of the ladies names… I have decided to change Opportunistic/Whore Spice to just Opportunistic Spice because she continues to win me over. Last week ended with Old Spice and Homewrecker Spice having lunch. It was a short lunch because it didn’t take v long for [...]

This week on Basketball Wives LA… Jackie and Laura meet up and Jackie remains delusional as she explains her failed lunch with Draya last week. Jackie “has to care” about what everyone thinks of her and she’s going to give Draya another chance. Oy vey. She’s worried Draya won’t show up to her wedding. Laura [...]

It’s time for a pool party folks. And it might be the first one where I kinda hope someone drowns. I tease. I always want someone to drown. As always, if you need a refresher on any of the ladies nicknames, please refer to the first recap here. Old Spice is prepping for the pool [...]

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jaunty Caps, Red Bull (you’ll need it), and Lithium (they need it.) Have you ever been to an amusement park and after waiting in line for an hour to get on a ride, you get on and it totally sucks? But then you figure, well, that was awful, [...]

This Episode Is Brought To You By Jackie’s Cleavage… And yet there are kids still starving in China. Overall, I found this second episode to be a little boring. Not much happened except that we rehashed everything from the season premier. However, I did learn a few things about some characters that I didn’t see last week. [...]

Basketball Wives LA, Season 2 is here… and I’m a little scared. We’ve all been waiting with bated breath to watch the tales of elegant living with our favorite basketball wives. Returning from Season 1 we have Jackie Christie, Gloria Govan, Laura Govan, Draya Michele, and Malaysia Pargo. Our two new guests are Brooke Bailey [...]