POSTS TAGGED: mcweanis

Finally, the answer we’ve all been waiting for… What makes Russell’s dick hard??

Bwahh! Why do I always pick the shows with a bajillion plot lines going on? Oh yes, I pick shows based on male nudity percentage, not ease-of-recap. Well, I certainly got enough man parts this week, so I guess all is forgiven. Anyway. Whew! There’s a lot of seemingly unrelated plot lines. How do these [...]

In which flying diarrhea gets the war flowing again.

OMGEEEZ I’m so excited! I’m watching TV or a real TV and it looks soooo good! And my recaps gonna be posted at a reasonable time! Previously… look at my recap, cause I just posted it on Saturday. Heads in saddlebags, gross sex, betrayal, imprisonment, dead children and so forth. Dude, the map looks so [...]

Topics in not okay reproduction: incest and post-birth abortion.

It’s mcweanis and I’m ba-ack…. You should know that I really, really love you, cause it’s almost finals time at law school and I’m doing this instead of learning about laws and stuff. Okay, I’m about to lay down a semi-short season recap for you, because I know this show is confusing as hell. Previously, [...]

The ugliest contestants get eliminated; unfortunately, Robin is not eligible.

And Gaga and some other people watch.

It’s blurry, but you can still see the dead eyes.

SQUEEEEE

“Made it 16 & Pregnant! Teen Mom, here I come!”

Marrying off your gross kids, beheading your enemies, blood magick, & expensive whores!

Deep philosophical questions; matching eyeshow; younger men.

Yes, I will continue putting up sexy pics of Drogo even when he’s incidental to the plot! What’s it to you?

Ned dumb. Littlefinger smart. Sex explicit. Murder failed. Assassin fail. Hand severed.

Anorexic vs. Pregnant Showdown

Vengeance, in-the-guise-of-justice style.

The WWLMOC (Women Who Like Men of Color) Club commences.

Sexy blood! Sexy breastmilk! Sexy nipple shaving? We’ve got it all!

Even the baby is bored, and this is his first episode.

In a shocking departure from the teen mom norm, it’s a baby daddy fail!

Bastards, bastards everywhere!

In which whoring, murdering, and alcoholism are condoned.

Pain meets pleasure, and it’s confusing.

There’s no way a prom king and model produced this.