POSTS TAGGED: melissa gorga

Well dolls, this is it.  This journey has taken us through nearly an entire year – literally, three seasons have changed since we started on this journey.  Can we even call it a RHONJ “Season” anymore?  But we’ve finally reached the end of the road. Welcome to the finale of all the finales…Real Housewives of [...]

The Reunion that keeps on giving.

Newsflash: Peace has not been declared in Jersey.

The post-showdown showdown.

After the endless season…comes the endless reunion. Part one.

Fashion showdown, part two.

You’re sister-in-law used to dance for me…

The one we’ve all been waiting for!

The return of Dina!

The fight that THE COOKBOOK, THE GOLD DIGGER COMMENT, THE CHRISTENING & THE SNUB built!

The bloodfeud simmers over!

Well, well, well…the rhinestone encrusted zebra print you-know-what is finally hitting the fan!  No more fun n’ games in the asphalt campground for The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  The scene is set at the vineyard.  And another vineyard.  And I think a third vineyard?   Teresa does a lot of chasing the Brown Smurf [...]

Rollin’ down the river.

This week’s installment of Real Housewives of New Jersey treated us to possible the most mind-numbingly boring hour of television ever.  Not to be dramatic.  Well, maybe a little dramatic.  The good news is I managed to clean my house, take a shower, catch up on my correspondence and still didn’t miss any of the action.  There might [...]

Well, with the bore snore bus trip of the century taking place on the Real Housewives of New Jersey, I’m feeling cheated.  Will the drama transcend Kathy Wakile’s failed attempts at muffin making in a convection oven? We can only hope that this week’s episode didn’t air so they could edit in some table-flipping blood [...]

Road trip!

The Housewives hit the road.

Well, it’s another week in Jersey and you know what that means – foreshadowing of the journey to Napa. Lots of it. If this RV trip isn’t the greatest road trip since The Cannonball Run, I will personally rent an RV of my own to ram through the DIY project that fairy Andy calls the [...]

Put blood-fued on simmer, heat to a boil and then pour liberally on your enemy.

Hello lovers and welcome back to the life and times of the Real Housewives of New Jersey!  First of all –  love, kisses and thanks to the hilarious and sexy J. MO for taking such good care of you dolls while I was off on holiday.  I had the best time off by the way, [...]

Alright dolls, now where did we leave off?  I was leaving the country in hopes of causing an international incident and – oh, wait, you mean housewives?  Huh. Well, then…a quick review of The Real Housewives of New Jersey. I mean – this happens.  Do I need to say more? Well, the good news is, [...]

Time for a buzzkill with a double-dose of that patented brand of Manzo bitchery!

Gay bars are powerful places, and just like a ouija board, they are not to be toyed with lightly…

Can this show just be about Rosie from now on? Pleeeeeease?

The Brown Smurf does disgusting things with a barrowful of wet stucco. This is sexier than doing disgusting things with Tre.

The latest in blood-feuds!

The leopard print calm before the storm…

These women have problems, and we’re here to point them out

The showdown we’ve all been waiting for!

Good evening pretties and welcome to a quick update of the Real Housewives of New Jersey. The dramas are coming fast and furious! THE SOLSTICE PARTY has now joined the club. And based on the events of this week, we will now have THE POOL PARTY in the mix. Also making a brief cameo this [...]

You can’t get better than this!

Without passive aggression, the entire Housewives franchise would die a swift death.

Welcome to the season premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey! Why bother petending this is new stuff? We just pick up right where we left off – at last year’s reunion, right in the thick of the Where’s Jacqee? crisis. We’re reminded that Jacquee is a “bad place emotionally” and it’s all because of Teresa. In case you’re [...]

And everyone still hates Teresa.

Flipit and I talked about this in the podgasm that’ll be posted later, but I had to share this picture with you. Melissa Gorga put herself in a fat suit for Entertainment Tonight as a social experiment. She is sooo ridiculous I can’t even take it! Who cares??? Stop it with the fat suit experiments [...]

Bankruptcies & blood feuds!

The finale!!

The Real Housewives of New Jersey drama keeps escalating. The Huffington Post was able to uncover the whole “being set-up” drama. I guess Melissa’s old boss from the strip club she used to work at showed up to the fashion show at Posche, Melissa freaked out and it caused a big sh*t storm. Everyone is [...]

New Years comes to New Jersey

The tides start to turn against Teresa.