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Dancing w/ The Stars

Greetings Gasmii! I’m CannedGinger, a 30-something Bohemian ‘Thick Chick’ from the Midwest. While I’m completely out of shape and incapable of a lively waltz (let alone a quick step), I am bedazzled and exhilarated to be judging our ‘F’ List crowd this year! Something about all the flashy outfits and altered pop tunes makes me [...]