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Well finally! It’s time for the last installment of the Reunion From Hell. When we left off last week, Erika the Beast was straddling J-Bloat on the couch and telling her to stand up. Kinda hard to do with a beast cooter in your face. OMG I hope she had that nasty thing covered. When [...]

Here we is again! Part 2 of a long winded chat about some bitches you will most likely never see again. Let’s rejoin last week’s festivities……..  I believe we left off with Blondie and Andrea yelling crap at each other. Andrea starts pulling her hair up like she’s about to fight and Blondie starts laughing [...]

It’s Reunion time y’all. Only this year we get treated to a three parter and I am so excited! As much as I love Tanisha, even I would have been ok with ONE FREAKING REUNION SHOW. However I have a job to do and I shall do it. Ugh. WE start off with lots of [...]

Well gasmii, it’s that time of season again. Time to say goodbye to our beloved BGC. At least until next week when they show the first of 3 reunions. Right now I am fully recovered but I have a feeling this episode is gonna bore me to tears. Let’s go see! We start off the [...]

Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to. Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week [...]

Hello gasmites. As usual if I have a week off all hell breaks loose the next week. Aside from technical difficulties and illness there are things at work in the universe that have made me decide God hates me. So I am trying my best to tell you wtf happened on this episode, have it [...]

This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now. Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of. I’m sorry [...]

This week begins with a phone call from Pink Kitty dude telling Andrea that they missed them the day before. She explains that there was an “incident” at the beach. Cut to Mobama and Rima’s fight. He then tells her that basically they are lucky because he usually doesn’t call people back that blow him [...]

This week begins with J-Bloat telling us she is sleeping peacefully when she is “awoken” by the beautiful sound that she loves. That would be Christina and Rima fighting. J-Bloat tells us she didn’t have time to make popcorn but she runs outside to watch the fight she created. Awww, look they’re hugging. Andrea half [...]

Hello Gasmites! We join this weeks show with Blondie telling us that she and Christina are now getting along again but Rima tells us that Christina is psycho. Flip over to the other psychos and J-Bloat and crew are bitching about the new girl. Her Royal Bloatness says “she’s a 27 year old go go [...]

We start off with Rima, Erika, Blondie and Christina rehashing the events of the night before. Erika tells us that she and the 3 afore mentioned skanks are WINNERS and that Mobama, Falen and Julie are PABs. Punk ass bitches. Erika asks Blondie if she’s gonna turn into a PAB and she says yes. Because [...]

Ok so it’s week 2 and I haven’t quite got these bitches names down so stick with me here. As we left off last week, Char2.0 and Rima were fighting because Char2.0 said Rima was a dirty non bath taking bitch. The fight continues and no security steps in AT ALL and it only ends [...]

Welcome to BGC Season 9. As this next picture explains, we are here………. Please don’t tell me vampires are gonna be on the show. Cut to a girl on the phone who’s clearly disgusted with everyone. Her Mom’s advice is to be mature and don’t do anything stupid. In comes the other girls. The weave [...]

 Slade?! He doesn’t have insurance! The night begins with Vicki throwing her daughter under the bus and Alexis sitting in front of a short bus named Tamra. Vicki cries to Brooks about how horrible her children are even though she’s a perfect mother. Heather has a lunch date with another of her super successful actress [...]

Más lucha, más griterío, bebiendo. Opa!!

Can we just get drunk and smile?

The long-awaited season finale!

He’s toast!

A sorority of sexy girls and sloppy drunks.

Survivor producer, Bruce Beresford-Redman has officially been charged by Mexican officials for his wife’s murder.  However, Bruce claims he’s innocent.  He said, Monica was the axis around which our whole family revolved. From her sisters and parents to my parents and of course to our children and me, she was everything to us. I am [...]