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Last night’s episode!! Yikes.

If you have some extra time on your hands!

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

Thursday, Jan. 19 American Idol (8 pm) Stability is the keyword for this season as the judges’ panel remains the same for the second straight year, the first time the panel has been the same in consecutive seasons since the addition of the (short-lived) fourth judge following season seven. “We’re holding stable” seems like a [...]

Thursday, Jan. 5 What’s spellcheck ever done for me? Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC, 6 pm) Large prizes draw contestants to the America’s Trezured Dollz pageant in Nashville, Tenn. Candice? Are you sure you spelled the name of that pageant right? Project Runway All Stars (Lifetime, 9 pm) Guest judges include famed fashionista Miss Piggy and [...]

Derek and Austin would make such an awesome action movie team.

Sooometimes.

Blowing spray tan, glitter and hypocrisy all over everyone.

Thoughts?

God, I hope Heather is really dead…

Previously on the Real World: Pandrew has mysterious secret pain that I’m starting to think we’ll never get to the bottom of. Emily rejected Ty, and he did not take it well, resulting in tension beyond the sexual kind. Somehow, this resulted in Pandrew plunging into the depths of some concrete. We pick up right [...]