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This week’s Watch What Crappens is chock full of Bravo goodness. Join Ben Mandelker (bsideblog), Matt Whitfield (YahooTV) and Ronnie Karam (TVgasm) as they tear through Top Chef Seattle, Million Dollar Decorators, Silicon Valley, RHOM, RHOBH and RHOA!  Subscribe on iTunes here, and join us on facebook and twitter to talk trash with us!  Check out the full recap of [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Here were are for the season finale of “Million Dollar Listing LA.” It’s been a roller coaster ride of drama. Well, OK. There were maybe two hills on that roller coaster. So, let’s get right into this final episode! Seriously, Bravo? Not only do I have to start out this episode with JA [...]

Welcome back to another episode of “Million Dollar Listing LA.” This one was pretty low on drama. There were a lot of rich people getting richer. In happier news, Madison has a new assistant! Her name is Paige, and I already love her. She didn’t say much, she didn’t dress like a hooker, and she [...]

Welcome to the season premier of Million Dollar Listing LA.! The intro includes a montage of our three real estate agents talking about how the terrible economy hasn’t affected the high end housing market as much as it has everything else. In other words, “Fuck you, regular people!” Look at all of you “normies” living [...]

Even porn stars choke on their balls

Dogs, cats, angry Southwest pilots, and dammit why is Rocco so cute and terrible?

Mini caps of Million Dollar Listing, American Idol, and Grey’s Anatomy

This week on Million Dollar Listing: Chad and Trust Fund fight like 7th grade girls. Madison tries to sell some land. Chad finds a house for a family friend and his mom creeps me out. Trust Fund spends time with granny and attempts to make the biggest sale of his life. In the end, all [...]

This week on Million Dollar Listing: Chad gets some bad news about Cuttino’s house. Madison, in the most boring segment yet, sells a house to some spoiled rich kid. Trust Fund, on the other hand, comes across as almost sympathetic. I know, right?! Let’s get started so we can get ended. When a fat stinky [...]

This week on Million Dollar Listing, Chad goes to Vegas, fights with Victoria, and meets the true daughter of Satan – Lauren. You will hate her. Madison helps a friend buy a house and deals with his sexual issues in a very After-School Special kind of way. Trust Fund helps people buy a house. I, [...]

On this episode of Million Dollar Listing: Chad and Victoria are celebrating their one-year anniversary and he has a surprise for her. Madison hires a new assistant and goes on a blind date. Trust Fund (nee Josh Flagg) breaks the law, and no one’s surprised. Some houses are sold, some houses are not, and I [...]

***Letter from the Editor: I received some reader requests for this show, and once I sat down to watch it I couldn’t believe that I needed a few emails to wake my ass up to the situation. I called up Hypnotoad, America’s Most Smartest Model recapper, and dragged him out of retirement. I assigned him [...]