POSTS TAGGED: mini cap

We open with Rayna belting out Wrong Song while various pasty white dudes groove down in the background. Juliette is supposed to be there but she apparently has pulled a Lohan (BTW – y’all need to read the NYTimes article of the making of The Canyons. I think the writer was surprisingly fair to Lohan [...]

Heyhey Gasmites! Were you like me and missed Nashville last week? Here’s hoping this week makes up for last week’s Nashville’s bereftitude. Yes, I am aware that is not really a word. SourCake has all that fancy schoolin’ and she still thinks she can just make up words… Juliette in her amazing condo with that dumb [...]

** Just wanted to let all the glamour lovers know I had this ready to go last night but then my internet connection decided to kick back, stick a rock in the pipe, grab a lighter and quit fucking working.  Sorry all. ** Hey lovely gasmites! I’m hard at work at the actual recap but I wanted to [...]

AND WE’RE OFF: Juliette’s coerced by her publicist into doing some ridiculous, zoo-themed publicity stunt that throws her into the path of Tim Tebow…sorry, some dumb-fuck actor playing the role of Tim Tebow. Rayna’s looking to make some drastic changes to her career and she finds just the right producer to help her along her [...]

Good evening Gasmites. I must give a hearty and humiliated shoutout to Peanut29 . Thank you for schooling me re: Hootie. OF COURSE Darius Rucker was in Hootie and the Blowfish and not Counting Crows. Stupid SourCake. I especially should have known this as Hoots and his Blowfish covered one of my fave songs, I [...]

“Hi! Hope I’m not too late to make you feel like shit about yourself!” Holy sweet moly, gasmi. What a great show tonight! I was riveted. And I’m totally digging each character’s development. All the choices they made seemed authentic (minus one GLARING one that I’ll get into later). Lovelovelove it! So there was a [...]

Hey all y’all. Are you ready for another dip into the waterin’ hole? So, do they all do their own singing?  I meant to get into last week’s recap but I got distracted by giggling with delight that GH’s Lucky Spencer – a boy I feel I watched grow up on television – appears to [...]

Hey everybody! Welcome to my very first Tvgasm (mini)recap. I’m hard at work on the full length version but I hope this snippet will amuse your bouche, so to speak. I really enjoyed the premiere and I have fairly high hopes for this show; I’ve been a fan of Connie Britton’s work since Spin City [...]

Who’s arm is that returning from the depths of the sea?   How many spent the first part of the season premiere of Revenge waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Victoria Grayson? When she opened the door of her palatial, rustic “cabin” and I saw her – so carefully coifed and beautifully botoxed, [...]

OH MY.

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

When I hear Morocco, I think of this… Gary pulls out his French and so does Jenna!  (ugh, I know)… You guys, PLEASE let me know who you like – in the comments – I mean, I don’t really care one way or another  - yeah right… God, I hate Chaz… Full recap in the [...]

  Hey Machado – I switched out my bangs wig for this one – thoughts?   Minicap: RINGER – The Ballad of the Lonely Flash Drive How many different shows are there to be found in RINGER? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? 6?? 7??? Initially, the whole split personality (ies) in and of the show [...]

Hey everybody, welcome back to Top Chef Canada! That’s right, we’ve left Texas behind, knocked its dust from our boots, traded in the summertime heat for the blast chiller of a snowy mountaintop in British Columbia, which is actually neither British nor Colombian… and where they have a serious aversion to vowels Look at all [...]

  One word, people.  Only one word could describe the thrill, the intrigue, the drama, the subtle humor that filled the return episode of RINGER.  Only one word could accurately sum up how grateful I was to see the show back.  Only one word could symbolize all that is great and good about RINGER.  I [...]

Fat-ass pre-teens!

This week was a nice reprieve from bitches beating each other up. We got to learn more about Big Ang(elo) and how she rolls with the Goodfellas. I have to say, I am loving her so hard right now it is not even funny. I want to go to her house for breakfast after a [...]

Doomsday it is!

Stealing dogs, pining for exes, and dating (FINALLY!)

Bad taste for a good cause

Bad dates and jealousy

Even Peter Brady is cringing. Rumble in the Jungle pageant in Louisville, Kentucky starts this Toddlers & Tiaras off.  Kudos to the pageant director for coming up with at least something new…except the pageant director is the talent agent for two of the girls we’re following, one of which is…dun-dun-dunnn…Eden Woods!   That seems fair. This [...]

Leadership is overrated.

It’s a nice, old-fashioned clustercuss in Hell’s Kitchen this week!

Hey guys! Welcome to the brief summary of season 4, episode 2. Let’s get to it… The week starts with Walt. He can’t let go what happened to Victor last week, and he’s terrified for his own life. We find him in a dingy hotel room meeting with a shady-looking gun dealer, the person you [...]

Hello Gasmii!  Ready for another episode of Toddlers & Tiaras?  This one chilled me out from last week, man did Jabba the Butt irritate the crap out of me with her meanness and bad parenting.  This week, we have bad parenting but at least she’s nice and supportive to the kid.  This issue?  DISCIPLINE! Look, [...]

Gordon Ramsay is in fine form!

When it comes to vengeful witches, don’t piss a bitch off!

The Flip Side Edition

They are kids, not candy. We head to Indianapolis for the “Circle City Stars & Cars” pageant that includes something we haven’t seen in awhile – a boy! Two moms are pretty good, low-key, usually don’t compete in high-glitz and don’t take it too seriously (kind of a mistake), and love their kids. It’s the [...]

If I wasn’t going to hell before, I’ve absolutely got a one-way ticket now. With every snarky recap I write for Celebrity Rehab Season 5, I will be earning myself more HELL points. Every word will bring me one step closer to fiery damnation, but who else is going to poke fun at the disease [...]

Hey Gasmii, we meet some new kids this week and overall they were pretty good kids, we did have an odd bird with one who has a rockin’ religious mother.  And you know how I love it when people thank God and Jesus for making things happen for pageant girls.  Ironically, this happens to be [...]

Another episode, another bitchy bride. It seems there is no shortage of crazed women who are on a warpath to the altar. This time on Bridezillas, tensions mount as yet another lady runs into obstacle after obstacle on her journey to the altar. All these women want to do is get married, “why it gotta [...]

Hello Gasmii! The premier of Toddlers & Tiaras does not disappoint – except a couple of mothers! This episode focused on our frenemies Makenzie and Eden Wood and how they are EXPLODING onto the Hollywood scene. Well, not really, they just both got trips to Hollywood to be on Entertainment Tonight. No wonder Mary Hart [...]

Bridezillas. Both the show and the actual phenomenon are something I’ve never seen but have heard plenty of stories about. Tonight marks the first night I have ever watched Bridezillas and the WE channel. Join me as I pop my cherry for some high quality lady programming. It seems as if all the brides are [...]

Hi!  I’m covering for SexyPanda this week for Food Network Star and am thrilled to be part of a double elimination week!  Read no further if you don’t want spoilers…Full recap will be up in a day or two. First challenge, presented by big head Giada was for the contestants to create a pizza and [...]

The return of the Wars!

After hometown visits, one of the final three is eliminated.

No spoilers here, folks!

Things start off with Alexis shopping with her “assistant” Dylan.  She has accepted Gretchen’s invite to visit her while she hawks her Beaute wares on community television in Texas.  Turns out Alexis is looking for a pair of boots that are made for walking and later reveals her marital strife and misery in a drunken [...]