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Minicap of MasterChef

So this happened…

Seven months in!!

This JUST happened.

Minicap of MasterChef

These bitches are craaaaaazy!!!

Nothing to see here…

This was an exciting enough episode, I mean, Tamra meets with Lauri (sp???), Heather does “Hot in Cleveland,” and Alexis decides she has time to be an “actress.”  As an actress, I’m pretty sure I couldn’t be more insulted by Alexis’ attitude towards my chosen career.  Gretchen gets a Rolls Royce from Slade, which would [...]

Not Valentine’s Day…Valinitine Day!!!

The question is answered.

This JUST happened.

This whole thing was pretty ingenious, Conrad. Well, you can’t say the season finale didn’t give us what we wanted – there was definitely something for everyone. Sure it was as convoluted as ever, but in the end (all things considered) it all made sense – and was pretty thrilling.  A whole hell of a [...]

Goin’ to tha chapel!

This JUST happened.

My diamonds ALWAYS match my dress! So, I guess season two will also have and engagement party. And (as it has been highly publicized) someone else will die.  Maybe Daniel for real this time? Unfortunately, the Graysons ain’t got time for no superstitions – and therefore they are doomed to repeat their mistakes. Or more [...]

Easy Peezy Lemon Squeezy

This picture is hilarious and sums up her relationship with Daniel perfectly. Considering how much of an identity crisis Revenge has had this season, it is appropriate that the show finally addressed “Identity”.  Now that the Initiative is no longer the focus, let’s hope the show reclaims its former, more Revenge-filled identity. The Falcon was [...]

It’s Halloween and the witches are stirring their pots, but instead of eye of newt and frog farts they are adding a pinch of shade and a handful of dust! Mariah and Toya keep on keeping on with their respective versions of the cat-fight of the century, and yet tonight’s episode is all about the poochies.  Those [...]

This JUST happened.

This JUST happened.

This JUST happened.

Howdy Gasmii! Sixteen chefs remain and continue to make this an immensely gratifying season of Hell’s Kitchen.  It’s great to see a reality competition show in an 11th season that has managed to stay entertaining and not continually piss me off with ill-timed product placement and same-old same-old content.  I’m hard at work on the [...]

Let the games begin! I am still processing this episode.  It was definitely one of the soap-iest episodes of the show (a Masquerade Ball – yes please!), but it also one of its strangest episodes.  Did anyone find the whole thing very dark?  Fitting perhaps for the Halloween-themed episode and definitely appropriate for the Masquerade [...]

RED SHAAAAAAAAAARPIE! This was quite a gratifying episode.  There were so many wonderful aspects of tonight’s episode!   The pen!  - The foster mother takedown! – Jack continuing to be a (somewhat subdued) badass! -  The Mason Treadwell of it all!  Didn’t I just bring him up last week? Was a great show – what [...]

Did she really think he wouldn’t recognize her?  Bitch please… Revenge just looooves new characters, don’t it?  When in doubt throw a new character into the mix to shake things up.  Unfortunately this hasn’t always been successful (Helen Crowley, Kara the Sleepwalking Mom, RyBros).  However, foster brother Eli may prove to be a valuable addition. [...]

MAJOR MELTDOWN

It’s baaaaa-aaaaack! Hey there Gasmii!  Hell’s Kitchen returns for it’s 11th season and it looks like it’s going to be so much fun! I’m hard at work on the full recap but until then here’s basically what happened last night. First we see all the comptetitors arriving at LAX where they board the Hell’s Kitchen minibus…only [...]

Hey Gasmii! PopePhilly asked me to do the Minicap for our special Three Hour Live Extravaganza Hope You Are All Drunk Enough to Get Through This Historic Bachelor Finale. But she promises she’ll be back with the full recap later this week! Can’t write a finale minicap without some spoilers though, so for the major ones [...]

Jack was definitely having some mood swings this episode, hmm? Didn’t it seem like there was a lot of metaphorical/symbolic business going on in “Retribution”?  A cleaning house of a lot of the nonsense that had taken over the show this season?  Emily says (paraphrasing): “I can’t believe I let it get this far out [...]

Resistance was futile.

This JUST happened.

Congrats… Laura-Leigh?

This JUST happened.

I wish I was allowed to walk out of work this much.

Anyone else have RINGER flashbacks?  I’m sad, you guys!  I can’t say I was always a fan, but our former exotic dancer juvie girl wormed (and warmed) her way into my heart.  She could be annoying and her romance with Jack obviously stood in the way of Emily’s true love, but she was one of [...]

If only sober equaled sane.

 Puppy!  And pre-pubescent matrimony! Well thank God, that happened.  All of it.  Actual plot movement – as in the storylines actually progressing!  Before the two week break, I have to admit this show just about did me in.  I felt like everyone was talking in circles and nothing was happening, but “Union” went a long [...]

This JUST happened.

This JUST happened.

Angry Aiden – I mean he looks good, I guess? Well, if they were going to all take a vacation – I wish it would have been a bit more festive. More along the lines of royal wedding in Moldavia. Although that ended badly, didn’t it? All in all, I can’t say I understood anyone’s [...]