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Who’s arm is that returning from the depths of the sea?   How many spent the first part of the season premiere of Revenge waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Victoria Grayson? When she opened the door of her palatial, rustic “cabin” and I saw her – so carefully coifed and beautifully botoxed, [...]

When Deb catches Dexter killing Travis, things start to unravel. Well, at least Deb.

I guess mint is spelled with a “y” in Miamy.

New York’s least favorite perv is back and shopping for anything and everything herbal to help “get it up”.  Isn’t this something most octogenarians prefer to do privately?  Not if you’re the Hornysaurus.  He’s brought his daughter and cameras along and he’s stroking for a discount…not a limp one, either. The little fella’s about an [...]

The ladies are back from their trip to St. Barths and bringing the drama.  Ramona and Mary-O open this week’s episode with cooking school at her friend’s home.  Lu and Jacques join them, along with Sonja and some unnamed guy that smiles a lot.  Did a can of spray tan explode on this guy’s face [...]

On last week’s episode of Flipping Out, Jeff focused on a generator, Gage focused on Gramercy, Jenni focused on her wedding, and Andrew focused on cleaning up his messes.  Let’s get to this week’s episode. WEST KNOLL Always up for joking around at Zoila’s expense, this week’s episode opens with Jeff joking around that Zoila [...]

Finale!

This week’s episode opens with Carole and Russ having breakfast and making plans for a dinner double date with Aviva and Reid.  Ramona walks in and overhears Aviva talking about their “foursome”.  The dynamics have definitely changed and Aviva seems quite pleased about it.  RamonJa decides to Google white trash to find out what exactly [...]

Welcome back for Season 6 of Flipping Out.  Jeff Lewis and his partner, Gage, are remodeling their dream home while juggling their interior design and renovation/remodeling projects.  Jenni, Zoila, and Vanina are back again this season, along with a new design assistant, Andrew.       WEST KNOLL This week’s episode opens at West Knoll, Jeff’s [...]

The all too soon finale.

Last week was Part One of the Real Housewives of New York trip to St. Barths.  Everyone had a grrreat time, especially LuAnn.  Who knew cheating, I mean, chatting with a group of old Italian friends could feel so goooooood?  This week’s episode opens with an un-party at the cougar den.  Many people were invited, [...]

The Keating corners the market on tacky crap.

Almost done!

The ladies head to St. Barths, so let the drama begin.  Carole deals with her discomfort of traveling in a small plane and Ramona’s screeching by putting on some headphones.  To deal with Ramona’s carrying on about getting the master suite, Carole gives in and lets Ramona take it.  Everyone wins when Sonja decides to [...]

Gordon takes on The Cambridge Hotel.

This week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City opens with the fallout from Ramona’s screaming fit, having accused Heather of talking behind her back.  After Heather talks about Mario’s”crazy wife” that’s “acting crazy”, Aviva steps in with a huge ladle to stir up some more poop.  Mario tries to take up for [...]

This place is such a mess it takes two episodes to fix.

Hell’s Kitchen is back!

This week’s episode opens with a white elephant holiday party hosted by Carole.  Pleather and Lu meet the Hornysaurus for the first time, and he does not disappoint.  Every gift is sex-related as seen through George’s glasses.  Even an iguana can’t escape the clitoral treatment. I think I’ll play with this little guy in private. [...]

Last week’s episode was filled with old, sexed-up George.  The ladies are finally heading back to New York, so let’s check in and hope they’ve left the pervy vibe behind. Sonja is hosting Pleather and the Freebie Dream Team to move forward with the branding of Sonja and her toaster oven.  Pleather is livid when [...]

Two Thumbs Don Gasmii! Welcome back! This week PR resolves to reveal me as a fraud and make you all hate me! Since this is the mini-cap you wouldn’t notice as much but I might as well come clean: I am a fair-weather PR fan. The shame That’s right, when PR left the tawdry Rainbow [...]

Welcome back to the Real Housewives of New York.  This week, the pressure is on for Cool Cat Carole to finish her new book.  Unfortunately, no time for writing now, though, because she needs to start packing for Miami.  What does dress for Kobe hotdog casual mean, exactly?   Carole and Sonja leave New York [...]

Hola Gasmii! Welcome to the Candy Factory! We are treated this week to a classic and beloved (at least by me) format of forcing designers to use non-materials to construct clothes. This week it’s the candy challenge which can only mean one thing – lots of glue guns! Also we know the contestants will envision [...]

High drama, Southern style.

This week on Glass House, Joy find 4,238 reasons to get upset and pout, Erica still wants to bone Kevin, Stephanie’s bubble is burst, and Jeff attempts to be a messiah. There’s a kissing contest with the girls versus Jeff.  I nearly barfed at all the tongue.  It was like watching an episode of Rock [...]

Ramona is anxious to get the London low-down, so she invites everyone to get together–except Heather and LuAnn.  Ramona had her sights set on trashing Pleather, but when Carole is asked for the juicy parts, Princess Carole couldn’t get past the one-upping of the lowly Countess.  Sonja tossed another trash bag of the Countess into [...]

I don’t know about everyone else, but I was holding out hope that this episode would be bloody.  There was no bloodshed, but it was still a pretty fun episode to watch. This week, C-Wow attempts to alienate herself from all of her friends by defending Nora.  We are made to believe that Nora deserves [...]

The best thing about this week’s episode was the commercial for Sleeping Dogs, coming soon to a home video game console near you! “You’re a cop. I am an undercover cop. The rules are different.” The episode starts about five minutes before the end of last week’s episode, so we get to relive the overwhelming [...]

A challenging episode.

With Pleather’s Yummie commitments finally behind her, she is free to enjoy London with the ladies.  First on the agenda is a croquet outing arranged by Sonja.  Sleep deprivation, combined with Countess Pumpkin’s continuous one-upping, and the stage is set for a royal showdown. Dahling, you do know that I invented croquet, don’t you?   [...]

Hello, Gasmii! I hope you all had a wonderful holiday last week. I was an idiot who braved the National Mall to see the fireworks. A friend of mine just moved here and he’s still in tourist mode.  OK, into “Million Dollar Listing” matters. First, in awesome news, my copy of “A Simple Girl” just [...]

David Beckham! And some kitchen stuff, too.

Sonja, Carole, and LuAnn arrive in London, while Ramona and Aviva stay behind in New York.  Heather arrived earlier to start the Yummie Convention–that’s right, the fucking Yummie Commie Con! You can call me The Countess, but my friends call me THE Countess.   Back in New York, Aviva brings Ramona along for some shoe [...]

Drama aplenty, but not much food.

The theme running through this week’s episode is Aviva trying to get Ramona invited to London.  Cut it out, Aviva!  We need the drama. The countess visits an acupuncturist in her search to conceive a baby.  Acupuncture, yes.  Bedroom, NO! Oh, how romantic.  Can I smoke when we’re done?   Meanwhile, we learn more about [...]

Welcome back to another episode of “Million Dollar Listing LA.” This one was pretty low on drama. There were a lot of rich people getting richer. In happier news, Madison has a new assistant! Her name is Paige, and I already love her. She didn’t say much, she didn’t dress like a hooker, and she [...]

Fashion night finally happens.

This week’s episode opens with Ramona inviting Carole and Aviva to lunch so that Ramona can discuss Heather dissing her by not inviting her to London.  Carole has a great suggestion that they hold a “talking intervention” since Heather is a big ole blabbermouth.  Do you guys see that elephant over there?   Meanwhile, LuAnn [...]

They’re baaaaaack…!

  Paddy cake, paddy cake…  Well, it happened kids! Finally! And it almost didn’t happen (I’m looking at you, Nicole…)! SPOILER ALERT! Ding dong, the witch is dead! Jenna was retired in Thailand. God, Jenna made me tired. Do we really think she just got the bitch edit or was she really, you know, a [...]