POSTS TAGGED: minicap

Last week, Ramona and LuAnn agreed to a truce and all of the ladies seemed to be getting along quite well.  Damn, the party’s not getting started until someone throws a folding chair. Carole meets up with Aviva, Heather, and Sonja for some light bites and cocktails.  While Aviva has stayed above the drama so [...]

It’s the return of the RuPaul show you forget is on!

OH MY.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, the finale opens with only one hour left until the wedding begins.  The bridal party and groomsmen are assembling to walk down the aisle ahead of Kim, while the caterers are preparing the food and the DJ is setting up.  The guests are arriving and it won’t be long before Kim [...]

Nookie is sad he never learned any Italian Hello Platers! This week is all about Parmigiano-Reggiano, tortellini, and Bologna (the place, not the Oscar Meyer’s). The teams stay the same for this next leg, much to the chagrin of Jenna and Liz. In fact on the car trip to Modena, Jenna berates Liz so completely [...]

Preview of episode 3!

Another episode of “Hell’s Kitchen,” another batch of completely screwed up seafood. Sheep are chased, lamb is served raw, Robyn and Barbie are paired up (OBVIOUSLY not in a set up by the producers to create more drama) in the challenge, and the women have to put testicles in their mouths. Sounds like a pretty [...]

This week’s episode opens with Aviva and Heather meeting up for a dinner with their husbands.  Ramona was right about Heather–girlfriend can do some talking.  She kept going on and on despite her cute husband toasting to shutting the fuck up…Heather!  Things went from a little awkward to full-on “oh shit!” when Heather brought up [...]

Finally!  One word sums it up.  It’s been a long eight weeks for Kim and her people preparing for the big day, but it’s been killer on us.  The wigs are looking about as matted and clumpy as I feel.  This morning’s momma and baby meeting opens with Kim holding K.J. and telling him that [...]

Love. Her. Ribollita! Ricotta (non)cheese! Bacci ball! Cat’s crazy backteased hair! You guessed it, Gasmii, we are in Italy! The reshuffled teams board the plane to Florence and are sent on the chase for the E.I. Zany stereotypical American tourist running around ensues.  American reality shows making the US of A proud for over a [...]

Hello, Gasmii! Welcome to part two of the “Hell’s Kitchen” season premier! As BlueCanary said in yesterday’s minicap, we will be your guides for this adventure in cooking and yelling. Once again, our chefs are baffled by the tricky and elusive scallop. If that weren’t complicated enough, the chefs are required to make something that [...]

Gordon is back, with a new season of Hell’s Kitchen! This time, he’s looking to staff his own place: Gordon Ramsay Steak, at The Paris in Vegas. And from the look of things, this season is packed with violent white trash! Yes! All sorts of drama is promised as we meet the newbies, who have [...]

With three new housewives replacing Alex, Jill, Kelly, and Cindy, the drama promises to be fresh and sparkly clean.  The premiere opens with LuAnn getting together for coffee with one of the new housewives, Aviva Drescher.  While discussing their lives, they discover that they both speak French fluently.  Get ready for subtitles this season as [...]

There’s only a couple of days left before the wedding and Kim still has several things left on her to-do list, including getting her wig cut.  It’s too bad Derek J. can’t just yank that thing off of her head and cut it any old way he pleases.  Higher on the agenda, though, is getting [...]

When I hear Morocco, I think of this… Gary pulls out his French and so does Jenna!  (ugh, I know)… You guys, PLEASE let me know who you like – in the comments – I mean, I don’t really care one way or another  - yeah right… God, I hate Chaz… Full recap in the [...]

Welcome back to the wedding planning that has dragged on longer than Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy.  This week’s episode opens with K.J. interacting with his mommy while she prepares his bath.  Someone really should check the basement for the nanny, because this is highly suspect. With less than a week before the big day, Alexis–Colin Cowie’s [...]

Cat – where do you keep disappearing to? I’m now convinced that Bravo reads TVGasm. (Hi Andy!) My main complaint last week was that none of these people were very likable – and sure enough, this week I started liking a couple of them! (Hi Nicole! Hi Avery and her cute daughters! Hi Nick!) On [...]

Finale time!

Having 1/4 a husband looks way too hard

  Just keep your mouth shut next time, Jenna After last week’s education in the finer points of English gastropub delights, the show classes things up significantly by traveling to Lyon, France to explore its particular type of cuisine. The two teams are tested on their knowledge of cheeses, wines, and the finer points of [...]

‘Twas a night of Killer Chaînés and Sob Stories. Also, the Samba makes you gay. Last week we sent home two losers, but this week there will only be one. We gotta stretch this out, you guys! WOAH! Well, maybe not! There’s no opening number! We get right to it.  I gotta say this show [...]

There are only four weeks until the wedding and the time has come for Kim to make her list and check it twice.  Last week, the Biermann family came to Atlanta for a visit and to meet K.J. for the first time.  Now that the home invaders have left, it is time to hit the [...]

This recap isn’t The Avengers but check it out anyway. Get ready for a week of tense rehearsals, not-so-tense performances, and a DOUBLE ELIMINATION. They’re really ratcheting up the drama! RATINGS! Starting tonight I’ll be taking over both episodes each week as we’ve lost CannedGinger! Boo! Everyone wish her well. And starting with this recap [...]

So The Amazing Race meets Top Chef on ‘roids?

Kim should have let her mom get that Bjork get-up after all

FINALLY!

It’s the Etch-a-Sketch episode.

***Please welcome your newest recapper to the fold, BelowSeaLevel! Consider yourself invited!  Kim’s getting hitched and it’s sure be filled with glitz, glam, and cleavage. But, you bitches better not be late! Yay!  Big Poppa 2.0′s gonna put a ring on it!   Kim and Kroy have found their dream home and their newborn, K.J., [...]

And the winner is…

Everyone is in limbo.

I blame Wynonna.

Where did everybody go?

Cute dogs and bitches.

A thousand monkeys with laptops finally wrote something.

Equal parts Batman, booze and Looney Tunes.

Partial eclipse of the heart.

Daddies I’d like to frock!

Doesn’t anyone plot straightforward murders in New York?

Sally’s plan doesn’t go horribly awry.

Join the Wig Party.