Tabs goes to Georgia to bring a salon up to date.
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This week on the Jersey Shore…. Danny is sick and tired of the housemates dicking off at work, and with Vinny and Mike gone he says that he’s going to find them new roommates. Our Guidos/Guidettes become very territorial and insular upon hearing this, except for Pauly D., who’s glass-half-full disposition recognizes an exciting opportunity [...]
***We’ve finally found you the perfect Biggest Loser recapper. Please welcome MollyMcDark to the gasm! Yayyyy…what an awesome assignment…The Biggest Loser! This week the show continues their “No Excuses” theme by attacking the “I don’t have time to go to the Gym” excuse which has long been valued by pussies everywhere. Oh, wait…that would be [...]
R.I.P., Edie Britt. You’re up in heaven now, giving crabs to Benjamin Franklin.
Young love. It’s so un-refreshing when it’s unhealthy, and one of the lovers is totally resigned to the abusive nature of it so she holds on, not loosely as 38 Special tells us to, but with a death grip that rivals the way I’d hold on to the last donut hole in a group hunger situation.
I swear if next week’s double episode of Teen Mom2 is this boring, so help me I am going to write the whole recap as if Yoda I am.
Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.
Last night on Hawaii Five-0, everyone was getting ready for Jin wedding, and suddenly some shit goes down. A bunch of kids break into an old, out-of-use military bunker, and I swear to fuck if they get kidnapped again, I will lose my shit! Ok, whew, they didn’t. Instead, they find a dead body. Honestly, [...]
This week it’s all about being saucy and stabbing yourself as punishment!
Last night on Hawaii Five-0, some kids got kidnapped, again. And…not to spoil the ending, but some asshole dad doesn’t trust McG to save the day. Guys, learn from others’ mistakes!! Trust McG. He never loses. He’s like that asshole friend we all had that was just all around better than us. So, ok…the episode [...]
Happy December, Gasmii! Looks like Scrooge has come early – there was no episode of Revenge this week!! STUPID BAH HUMBUG ASSHOLE But, just because I cannot go a week without you – and so you would know that S-Natch has not fallen down on the job of keeping you mildly entertained – I bring [...]
Cooking for the 1% really sucks because they are such a stick-up-the-ass bunch.
Everyone discusses last week; Ashley takes more photos; Zygote dates Chase’s best friend; Levi continues to be a jerk.