POSTS TAGGED: minicap

Reese over-identifies again.

Elvira Aguilera The PLL bitches are back!  And they are ready to prequel your asses off. It’s 2008.  No, not right now.  You didn’t go back in time, it’s just the show.  And all the girls look different, except Emily who was apparently even MORE bland 3 years ago.  I know.  And even though Alison [...]

Coco Rocha shows up everyone. Tyra included.

A stalker finally gets her forbidden fruit, but then doesn’t go all the way.

Minicap of Hawaii Five-0

A lot of stuff happens.

Renee shows up and says things.

Reese gets darker.

Gasmii, I’m alive.  I have no idea what happened on the past two episodes of ANTM but more on that in the full recap.  What I DO know is that I couldn’t be more excited about the Michael Jackson theme.  Onward. Looks like Haggis Face Lisa is still around and she’s talking a whole lot [...]

Let’s meet the cast!

WE ARE ALMOST CAUGHT UP WITH THE SEASON WOOOOOO!!! It’s finally here – the episode where we see the emotional strain that comes from being in a plural family. It’s not all pool parties and hanging out with Theo, people. It’s hard work. It’s so hard that this episode gets it’s own title screen: Guess [...]

Things aren’t looking good for Nucky.

This week on Desperate Housewives, things.  Get.  Pissy.  Everyone’s just pissed off in this one, kids.  Anyway, most of the plot (it feels like) concerns Lynette fighting with someone.  What?!  Lynette fights with someone?!  She’s negative about someone else’s happiness?!  Well.  This is brand new.  Lynette’s sister Lydia (you may remember her from Season 4, [...]

Finch gets to be the hero.

A-List New York Minicap!

A break-up, two separations, a betrayal, and a declaration of love.

Dexter is back!

Minicap of Hawaii Five-0

The very last first episode of a season ever. Like, EVER.

Gets worse this week – who knew?

Finally, the finale!

Minicap of the premier of season 2 of Hawaii Five-0

Yeehaw, y’all!  Amber’s in jail, Maci’s Southern Git ‘Er Done gene finally kicked in, Farrah’s on her way to sunny Florida, Caitlynn shows us she’s human and finally, all’s right in the Teen Mom Nation! AMBER We open with Amber, well really with Gary who’s telling us that Amber is in jail.  Freaking FINALLY.  I [...]

Down to the wire…

Date Auction: Ask me about my package!

Tommy’s dead! And Marcus and Marnia are next on the chopping block!

Amber goes on Date Night with Clinton

HOUR 1: Last night on Hell’s Kitchen, we pick up in the wake of Jamie’s demise. The teams are shocked to see her go and even more shocked that Elise has stayed. They have to keep their eye on the prize, because their next challenge is the dreaded taste test. These challenges separate the men… [...]

Minicap for the A-List: New York!

The ensemble cast finally gets a chance to shine – and doesn’t.

Bravo’s newest bunch of single and horny fame whores.

Like Teen Mom wasn’t already enough of a mess, we had to go and bring Motley Crue into it?

Well, if you’ve been living under a rock, or on a planet devoid of FOX, I’ll let you know that last night was the finale of season 2 of MasterChef. I won’t fault you for not knowing that, of course…except that if you’re reading this, you probably did know. So, to get you started, we [...]

The peace talks between the vamps and witches quickly go awry!

What is this? Another hurdle?

Uh-oh Scott’s getting shifty. What kind of designer keeps buying shit that their client doesn’t have money for? Good news is, if they can’t foot the bill at the end of the day, they have their choice of two hookers who can wrangle in the rest of the cash. Ashley is celebrating because Mike and [...]

This week on Teen Mom, there are puppies, prying grandmothers, Gary gettin slizzered, and I’m convinced we almost saw the first stroke ever recorded by an MTV camera when Kyle’s blood pressure surged as he realized he’s in a relationship with Maci, Bentley, and Bentley’s hot dad, Ryan.  It made me think of eggplant, actually, [...]

Minicap of The A List New York!

Just another day in Hell.

A day at the spa and a night in hell…