POSTS TAGGED: MiniCaps

Preach it, Big Daddy Aaron.

The queens are freshening up a batch of cupcakes.

Will’s not a jerk. He just plays one on TV.

The queens make over some sheroes.

Hell On Earth

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

Two words: Bernadette Peters.

That’s a wrap!

Ivy is NOT having a good week.

Hello and welcome to the minicap for The Walking Dead s2e12, “Better Angels”. Last week ended with the tragic death of Dale at the hands of a zombie. Now, the group puts everything on hold so they can bury Dale and pay their last respects. Rick gives a eulogy that is FULL of subtext: To [...]

Only three episodes left!

Hello, Walking Dead-ers! Welcome to the minicap for Season Two Episode 9, (or if you prefer, Season Two Part II episode 2…which you should not prefer), entitled “Triggerfinger”. We got three stories going on this week, and the two major plots build directly off what happened last week. So first, we return to Rick, Glen, [...]

Love at the Jersey Shore

Pretty people problems.

Carter doesn’t totally suck this episode.

Tonight we bitterly learn what the expression “No good deed goes unpunished,” really means. We also learn once and for all that Carter is more of a menace than Elias, patchouli-wearing hippies on a bus and crabs combined. Before that, Reese stops by the library and after snooping around and finding an embarrassing photo of [...]

Atlantic City: Same as it ever was.

They really want us to love Carter.

Jimmy makes a horrible mistake.

Hi, TWD team! Here’s you quick rehashing of episode #206, “Secrets”. This week’s episode is all about, well, secrets. Surprise! There are about 89 different secrets on this show, but two of the biggest are: Dr. Greene keeps zombies in his barn for some weird reason; and, Lori is pregnant. Unfortunately, Glenn is the only [...]

Mistakes are made.

Spy v. Spy

An unusual suspect

Minicap of the Hawaii Five-0 Halloween spectacular!

Hey there, TWD fans. Welcome to the 203 minicap. Let’s get to it! We open on Shane in the upstairs bathroom at the Greene homestead. This is a flash-forward, taking place after the events of this week’s episode. He’s shaving his head with an electric razor. When he finishes, he puts the razor down and [...]

Did you just fart? I watched Gossip Girl live this week, with the commercials and everything. so I thought I would try a mini-cap.  I think its easiest to go character by character. Dan: Nate, Rufus, Blair, and Serena still hate Dan because of what he wrote about them in his book.  Dan is becoming [...]

It sucks being old.

Redemption, routine, ritual

minicap of Hawaii Five-0

None of that “multiple storylines” bullshit THIS week. They only got one and it’s more than enough. Last week, the doomsday scenario finally happened when Gus decided it was time to kill Hank, threatening to kill Walt’s entire family if Walt tried to interfere. In response, Walt tried to smuggle the wife and kids out [...]

So this one has some crazy shit and some some not-so-crazy shit. First the shit of lesser craziness… Picking up where we left off last week. Today is Jesse’s 16th birthday and Walt and Skyler were supposed to give him a car, but Walt is nowhere to be found. Walt, it turns out, is recovering [...]

We open the week with a closeup of a glasses frame sitting on a floor next to Walt’s shoe. A couple drops of blood fall next to the glasses. Then Walt’s hand pops into frame to pick the glasses up and the lens pops out of them. Uh-oh. More on that later. The first story [...]

One of the fun things about Breaking Bad is that two of the biggest characters, Walt and Gus, live lives that suggest they have fascinating backstories, but we don’t know those are. Well, this week a pretty big chunk of Gus’s backstory gets filled in. That’s pretty much all I need for an intro, don’t [...]

Happy Monday, Breaking Bad-ites. Here’s the minicap for Season 4 Episode 7, which was called “Problem Dog”. So far Season 4′s been mostly “the gang deals with the emotional consequences of the assorted shit they’ve done”. This week is much the same, but we do have a little fun and suspense injected in. It’s also [...]

Hey guys. Breaking Bad, Week 6 is here. Let’s get into the short version… The week starts, once again, inside a refrigerated Los Pollos truck. Like a couple episodes ago, the truck’s full of buckets of Los Pollos batter, and hidden inside those are the meth supply. But this time, instead of Mike protecting the [...]

The week opens with Walt speeding through traffic. He’s trying to figure out what the hell happened to Jesse. Right now he’s barking orders to Saul over the phone, but his voice is inaudible over the din of the traffic and the city. Then, he calls Skyler…to tell her he’s thinking about her. I’m done [...]

Minicap of MasterChef

To open Week 9 of our ten-episode season, the Gojira has just come upon the Nisshin Maru. It’s the mothership of the Japanese whaling fleet. If Sea Shepherd prevents it from loading whale carcasses onto its slipway, all whaling operations will come to a halt and the campaign will be over. Sea Shepherd has been [...]

Bill Burr is not happy with the acetone levels

Jereth Cutestory would have a field day with this