POSTS TAGGED: Miss Advised

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“Welcome to your nightmare.”  Prologue: Hi friends ;- ) Time for another glimpse into the love lives of our favourite losers. (In honour of the Olympics, I’ve taken to spelling with British flourishes and using some of the British slang I learned reading the Harry Potter books. I did this the week of the royal [...]


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Monday, July 30 Olympic Fun Fact: From 1912 – 1952, there was a fine arts component to the Olympic games. Items were submitted under the categories of Architecture, Literature, Music, Painting (which included drawing, painting, and graphic arts), and Sculpture. These categories were discontinued due to the argument that the artists submitting items for judgment [...]


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 Just Cause Prologue: Greetings and salutations! Sorry about the slight delay in this recap, all. I spent 700 (well, it felt like 700) hours in the emergency room Monday night waiting to get 14 stitches. I sliced my leg open on some slate steps at my friend’s pool. Party foul! ;- ( It’s okay though, [...]


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Prom Fright Prologue: Hello, friends! Time for another installment of one of the greatest television programs of our time. ;- ) Last week on Miss Advised….Amy bitched out Lewis on their SECOND (2nd) date for not texting her for, like, a day; Julia planned an over-the-top second date with William, got wasted at a winery, [...]


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Monday, July 16 Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s opera Die Entführung aus dem Serail, better known as Il Seraglio, debuted on this date in 1782. Now I want to watch Amadeus for the 50th time. What can I say, I’ve always had a soft spot for Salieri. The Bachelorette (ABC 8pm) The Men Tell All: Memorable bachelors [...]


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 “I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth” Prologue: Helloooo! I hope you’re all covered from your beer/BBQ/firework hangovers (I’m not) and are ready to catch up on all the great Bravo shows (I am) ;- )  Previously on Miss Advised ;- ) — Julia begged a date in the most desperate manner possible for [...]


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…your days are numbered. Prologue: Well everyone, Miss Advised has lived to see another week. I’m sure stranger things have happened, but I’m having a difficult time thinking an example at the moment. I think it’s because HRG is on summer vacation and forgot to cancel it. Plus, his minions at Bravo are probably too [...]


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L-R: Pathetic, Idiotic, Desperate Hello again, Miss Advised superfans! ;- ) It’s your homegirl Pillania back to chronicle another installment in the series HRG (His Royal Gayness Andy C) was ill advised to greenlight. Do you like what I did there? ;- ) Prologue/Thoughts at Large: I’ve done a lot of thinking since last week’s [...]


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Monday, June 25 Our favorite foul-mouthed, cranky-pants, world-traveling, hyper-critical chef, writer, and TV personality, Anthony Bourdain turns fifty-six today. The Bachelorette (ABC 8pm) The group travels to Prague; Emily must decide which men get to take her home to meet their families; Emily addresses Arie’s past relationship with one of the show’s producers. Reality show [...]


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“We have no idea what we’re talking about” Prologue: Now that he has conquered the worlds of housewives, takeovers, and lifestyle makers, His Royal Gayness (HRG) Andy Cohen is hell-bent on cornering the market on dating and matchmaking. Turn on Bravo on a random weekday morning (not that I ever do that…) and there’s a [...]


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