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Dr. Douche to the rescue!

We all say “no thanks” to Love.

Love takes issue with the maxi pad industry and CSU plans a jailbird wedding.

Jennifer G. reads my recaps! So, why is CSU still on the show?

The wives react to Sandy and the other storms in their lives.

Hi Gasmii! It’s so great to be back! I have missed you guys so much. After Honey Boo Boo ended, I started going into withdrawal and worried about the further atrophy of my snark muscle. Luckily, the bitches of Staten Island are back just in time to give me something fresh to snark on. There [...]

Da Book launches and Carla gives Renee a piece of her mind.

The ladies deal with the fallout of Junior’s shitty behavior. Plus Big Ang gets her own show!

Things go from bad to worse for Renee.

The shit starts going down in a big way.

You guys know how much I hate Karen. But, CousinSuckUp? I can’t describe just how much I loathe her. Maybe it’s because she was never a part of the original crew. Maybe it’s because she winds Renee up in a way that even Karen never tried. Maybe it’s because she took her 11 year old [...]

Renee declares war on crumbs. Karen makes an ass of herself.

Big Ang(elo) realizes that the real tragedy of this entire situation is that no one got to try the cake. Which totally makes her a bitch after my own heart.

Renee is still crazy. Drita is still AWESOME. Carla is still boring. And, Karen is still a bitch.

Just an excuse to pimp the finale.

These bitches are exhausting.

Shoes are optional.

Karen FINALLY says something TO Drita. With bitchy results…

Renee’s face is what makes up the majority of my nightmares.

Why, did she do this? Say it with me Gasmii, because KAREN SUCKS AS A HUMAN BEING.

Karen Gravano is a horrible human being.

Mob mini

Putting the “ass” in classy.

These bitches make the New Jersey Housewives look like Ladies Who Lunch.