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Models of the Runway

Welcome to the most exciting episode of this season’s Models of the Runway! This episode proves that this show could actually be interesting; all they have to do is add the designers into the mix. Oh! I have an idea! Next season they should have all the models and designers living together! Think about how [...]


Models of the Runway

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, Valeria has a dilemma, the models become photographers for the day, and Jonathan is an asshole. Portrait of a Jackass. 


Models of the Runway

On tonight’s Models of the Runway, the ladies go out drinking. And yes, they even waste that opportunity for excitement. Maybe next season they need to think about casting some of those crazy ass bitches from Tyra’s show.   I would pay good money to see Heidi’s face if this wack job showed up to [...]


Models of the Runway

On tonight’s Models Of The Runway, Witchie Poo continues to be annoying, the girls get to do a photo shoot at Marie Claire, and I realize I haven’t yet mentioned Heidi’s atrocious opening credits outfit.   But did I really need to? 


Models of the Runway

On this week’s show Jennifer is called in by an old professor to pose as his female romance novel writing female alter ego. Of course, she accepts and Jonathan comes along as her secretary. But things can never go simply for our self-made millionaire and his gorgeous wife, so naturally they run into a psycho.  [...]


Models of the Runway

OH MY GAWD you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! This week’s Models of the Runway was SOOOOOOO freaking awesome. So much happened! There was blood, and tears, and sand, and sweat and naked man buttocks…..oh, wait This is Spartacus. Fuck! Don’t get me wrong, this show’s cheesy as hell, but at least it has sweaty naked boys in it. [...]


Models of the Runway

This week on Models of the Runway, Witchie Poo revels in the drama she’s trying to cause, Veta lets it all hang out, and Sophia changes her mind and decides to make some friends. Of course, they’re all as bitchy as she is. Well, not quite, but you get the picture. Ready?   There was [...]


Models of the Runway

Welcome to season two of Models Of The Runway! Here’s hoping that they add some model challenges this year. Personally, I’d like to see the three worst models each week have to eat 1200 calories worth of food and not be allowed to barf it back up. The winner each week can have all the diet [...]


Models of the Runway

Guess who LOVES winning! Well here we are after just having watched Irina be crowned the winner of Project Runway Season 6. Before her parents even came onstage crying everyone knew that this means Kalyn also wins for accidentally ending up as Irina’s final model – her “muse model” as it were.


Models of the Runway

And some who are younger than the models! Moments before… the three Project Runway finalists received the non-surprise that they will have to design a 13th look for their collections at the very last minute! Our Models of the Runway – Delta, Cheetos and Kalyn – all react like they just saw a soap bubble [...]


Models of the Runway

“Who do I have to kill to prove I can walk!?” Moments before… Don Draper convinced Bert Cooper and Roger Sterling to buy back Sterling Cooper and start all over! I don’t know how I’m going to wait until next summer to see how this all plays out! And meanwhile Betty is off to Reno [...]


Models of the Runway

“Does the word ‘residue’ mean anything to you?” Moments before Models of the Runway… Logan has YET AGAIN designed something fugly and landed himself in the bottom. This time Kojii is all bedazzled out in zippers decorating a black and white Judy Jetson outfit. It was meant to be a companion piece to a “good” [...]


Models of the Runway

Moments before… Heidi is all dressed up as a dominatrix and trying to decide whether Christopher or Nicholas sucks worse. It’s another fine episode of Models of the Runway! “You will thank me and ask for another.”


Models of the Runway

“I will CUT that ho.” Moments before… Christopher and Shirin are in the bottom for designing tacky crap and trying to pass it off as stage wear for Christina Aguilera, who as we all know, wears nothing but high class when she’s performing.


Models of the Runway

“THIS is why you’ll never be a Model of the Runway.” Moments before… I was watching Mad Men and trying to guess what the episode might TRULY be about before I find out for reals on the interwebs tomorrow. I love that show, but every time I read commentary on it, I realize it’s way [...]


Models of the Runway

“Mmm… models.” This week on Models of the Runway: Pumpkin pie.


Models of the Runway

“Ra’mon gave me lizard skin to make me a lizard for Ra’mon.” Moments before… it’s the same as always. The Models of the Runway whose designers are in the bottom two are quivering with fright.


Models of the Runway

No one can tear their eyes away. This week on Models of the Runway nothing much happens. Shocking, I know.


Models of the Runway

Moments before… Kojii and Valerie sit backstage biting their nails to the nub because their misguided senses of fashion have landed their designers in the bottom two. This week the designers had to make outfits for their Models of the Runway to wear to an “industry function” and their instructions were to listen to what [...]


Models of the Runway

“I don’t know how to carry on!” This week on Models of the Runway, the girls are so bored that they start inventing drama in their heads – just to stay busy. And thinking creatively isn’t exactly their strong point.


Models of the Runway

“People just have no idea what this takes.” Moments before… Malvin’s black onesie covered with a white sling for an already-born-baby is OUT. Turns out pregnant women, or at least pregnant Rebecca Romijn, aren’t interested in wearing around a baby sling before they actually have a baby. Nor, apparently, are they interested in dressing their [...]


Models of the Runway

Keine so schön als Heidi, natürlich! (None as beautiful as Heidi, of course!) Welcome, beloved readers, to the latest installment of my life as a recapper. It is my extreme pleasure to be bringing you my thoughts and impressions on the spanking new companion piece to Project Runway, Models of the Runway! I am extremely [...]