POSTS TAGGED: money

They want a fat raise!

Get it, guurrl

You know how I said I wasn’t gon be on TV. I lied.  Ryan Seacrest be making some serious ch-change off my unborn ass. Watch out E! I’m bout to show you how it’s done! I’m hungry. Hey, S.A.F.S! Eat a burger! And some fries too! Don’t forget to supersize it! New trainer my unborn [...]

Here we are Gasmi wanting to share with you but not really wanting to type. Our Facetime sessions are pure gold and we hope to record them in the future so you can really see how the magic happens. If anyone knows how to do this we would love to hear it. We promise not to include [...]

Feel good

College fund

Nick? Money sure does change people… Well, Gasmii, they promised us the “most shocking and most disturbing” Bachelor Pad Finale ever and what did we get? Annoying and irritating? Sure. Mildly amusing and predictable? Definitely. So what happened? Why all the hubbub? They made us wait 2 hours to tell us, we’re only going to make [...]

Dollar Dollar Bills, y’all

He wants $$$

The contentious alien

Pauly D makes cash money!

Lindsey makes big plans, and the cameras leave before anything hits the fan.

Money is in your future

Smells like poo poo poo

Cash money

Entertainment Tonight allegedly paid $125,000 for Taylor Armstrong’s black eye pictures and interview with Nancy O’Dell. I guess Taylor was completely broke (not shocking) and did it all for the money. Her tell-all interview is supposed to air tomorrow, and I’m sure it’s going to be dramatic as all hell. I’m super disappointed that she [...]

Mo’ money. Mo’ Problems (I feel like I use this summary a lot).

She put a ring on it. Now pay her!

Bronze lawsuit

Bum management

No more money for your crimes, honey.

I call B.S. on this

Famous Food begins

Start heading to the pawnshop!

Only one year

$17 million is NOT nearly enough

Have fun in prison

Party hard!

Show me the money

Cash money

It’s almost over

Want some Real World Oscar Mayer?

Where’s my cash money?

The End

Pay me.

I have the blender blending, the tequila chilling, the bandana bandana-ing…?  Well, you get the picture.  It’s that special time of the week when i can lay back in my bed and think about how much I love money, and how much THEY love money.  My little pets. If only I could be a part [...]

Where’s the ONE love?

Cat’s lovable personality strikes again!

He’s rich, and double jointed.

Check out how much your favorite TV stars make…