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Heidi Has Filed For Divorce

Heidi is taking Spencer off her payroll!

I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out of Here!

I’m a Celebrity: Sanjungle Love

It’s the beginning of the final week, week 4. The hosts provide a recap, but much like I am, they are really just polishing a turd. Let’s just move forward, shall we?

The Hills

The Hills: Going To The Same Bar Doesn’t Count As “Space”

“Riveting story, Stephanie. Do tell it again.” First of all, I’d like to say thank GOD this week we returned to the normally (blessedly) short half-hour episode. Much as I adore this show and all its brainless melodrama, a whole hour of it was starting to make my head feel all smushy. As of press [...]

The Hills

The Hills: A Wolf In Leelee Sobieski’s Clothing

“Note to self: destroy guidance counselor.” Tonight brought us a special bonus dose of our bevy of beauties. We open at FIDM, where – wait, what? LC’s still in school?! She hasn’t been there in at least two seasons! I call bullshit. Sure enough, the teacher reads the roster in a heavy Bahstin accent and [...]