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… or Camp Crystal Lake, depending on how you look at it.

What do you think?

A stalker finally gets her forbidden fruit, but then doesn’t go all the way.

It’s the plot twist none of us ever saw coming, if we were all blind/deaf/mute vegetables.

A break-up, two separations, a betrayal, and a declaration of love.

The Shrew realizes that the truth hurts, and lots more drama, finally!

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Stealing dogs, pining for exes, and dating (FINALLY!)

I hope this is all tax deductible

Bad taste for a good cause

Date Auctions, DTF, and Commitment, OH MY!

Date Auction: Ask me about my package!

Awkward dates and awkward confrontation make for some fantastic facial expressions.

Bad dates and jealousy

Also: D(ouchey), D(elusional), meloD(ramatic), etc.

Bravo’s newest bunch of single and horny fame whores.

Hey Gasmii! Don’t forget to watch the premiere of Most Eligible: Dallas on Bravo tonight at 10PM ET/PT! I think you’ll really dig it. It’s a lot faster pace, and glossier than the Housewives and unlike anything on Bravo right now. Can’t wait to hear your thoughts! Here’s a sneak peek:

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We watch trailers for Same Name, Most Eligible Dallas, Mad Fashion and Jersey Shore

Thoughts?

The Lone Star State is next