POSTS TAGGED: movie

Val Kilmer weighs 180 pounds. That’s why it’s called fantasy people!

Hmm, Trailer Park yahoos, Satan and Nicolas Cage?Yes Please!

NSFW  Ladies and gents, please welcome Mr. Brews Williz to the gasm with a NSFW rap review of the fine film Spring Breakers! Enjoy!    For more videos, subscribe to our channel and find us on facebook  and Twitter.

Tom Cruise tugs on the joystick (not in a dirty way)

Hiatus time!

 ***Throughout this Christmas season, we will be eating and drinking our faces. We will also be posting recaps of the shows that are on as well as Best in Comments articles and Christmas recap reprints!! Enjoy this Fogywood classic!!    About three weeks ago, Flipit (our TVGasm Emperor) asked us which Holiday special we would [...]

Hooray!

They blew their wad

***Blurry, but still kinda NSFW Hi Gasmii!   It’s your old pal Leia LaBiblia with a super-cringey super-scoop about Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Vanderpump!  As we all know from Flipit’s hysterical recaps, La Lisa is a veddy proper English rose who looks down at the tacky behavior and constant near-nudity of her [...]

Watch

Ruthless mom

Happy New New Year!

Oh Gasmi, you may not know it, but America is in the midst of a golden age. Granted, it’s obviously not an economic golden age, unless Adam Smith dreamed of the day we’d all be living in empty refrigerator boxes. No, the golden age I am talking about involves our most precious natural resource in [...]

Say it ain’t so!

Leia gets scary.

Chad Michael Murray and the Squint of Sex.

Pee-wee is coming back to the big screen!

The A-Team O.G. Mr. T thinks the new A-Team movie is too violent.  He said, “People die in the film and there’s plenty of sex but when we did it, no one got hurt and it was all played for fun and family entertainment…These seem to be elements nobody is interested in anymore. It was [...]

Remembering Wild Things

Hey Gasmii, oh man, oh man, do we have a crap movie to talk about this time. We’ve got more then anyone has a right to ask for when it comes to crap. We’ve got a movie directed by the guy whose wikipedia page says he pretty much trashed Gina Davis’s movie career all by [...]