POSTS TAGGED: MTV

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie!   We start with Jenelle on the phone with Amber, talking about her break-up with Josh. She wants to stay [...]

Well, the upside is that MTV and Chelsea Houska aren’t 100% responsible for the death of the world’s cutest dog… the downside is that the world’s cutest dog is no longer with us. RIP Sweet Frankie! I am finishing up the full recap, but ran a little behind due to a long weekend in Vegas. [...]

Cell phones are overrated.

Well Nev is rolling in enough dough to be lounging around ordering the “premium package” for his new television.  For doing this!  Introducing desperate people and liars to each other!  At least get off the bed and entertain us, Nev.  You’re being filmed for heaven’s sake!  Okay he finally pulls out his laptop to select [...]

Don’t think I’ll watch the show, but the trailer looks cute.

The smartest girl on Teen Mom 2 doesn’t want to get potty trained. Up first, I am posting a small montage of a few Teen Mom 2 candid (and completely staged) holiday pics. Um. Yeah. So. GROSS.  Your mommy loves the new baby more. Jace decorated his tree with Klonopin.  Teen Mom 2 was on [...]

This week on Teen Mom 2… Chelsea is two steps closer to getting her GED and three shades closer to being completely orange. Chelsea’s dad realizes that he’s going to be supporting his daughter for the next 18 years. At least. Leah is happy as a clam because two men like her, but one of [...]

Chelsea’s a moron. Jenelle finds a new family. Kailyn keeps looking for one. Leah keeps ruining hers. I must preface this recap to say that I am sitting inside my home office (read, bed) with my windows open… my neighbor is edging his yard and it’s so loud that I am on the verge of [...]

Danny admits he’ll miss them, all except Mike. Mike won’t miss Danny sweating him, which he notes as Danny is yelling at him to quit hitting on some skank and get back to work.

The moms are back and someone’s off her meds… but she’s feeling fine… We will get to her in a bit. Leah and Jeremy make it official and become boyfriend and girlfriend. Leah tells Jeremy about cheating on Corey the week before their wedding… but that it was Corey’s fault. Jeremy doesn’t mind, he says [...]

Vampire Freaks is the new Match.com.

Is he leaving the nest?

Time to go to Karma! Paula’s there in a dress that makes Jenni think she’s trying way too hard to be noticed by Mike. It does look like something from the Jenna Jameson 2009 Collection.

Single daddy seeks desperate beauty.

Last week on Teen Mom, a bunch of girls made emotional mistakes that will likely affect their lives and the lives of those around them… This week, they do about the same, but without any jailtime. Kailyn is back with Jordan but he doesn’t trust her. She wants to visit her friend at Penn State [...]

This attraction kind of makes sense, since Chet is dressed like early-90′s Zach Morris, back when Trishelle was a teenager.

Coordinating government models.

Last week on Teen Mom 2, we saw Chelsea make the same mistake she always does. We saw Leah deflect blame the way she always does. We saw Kailyn excel at loving the wrong man the way she always does. And we saw Jenelle abuse her family the way she always does. This week… Leah [...]

This episode I’m recapping it by mom, instead of by scene… just to see which I (we) like better. Let me know… Chelsea is going to take more GED practice tests next week, but this week she has to focus on Aubree’s birthday party and sneaking out to watch Adam ride a toy. Her dad [...]

Hello, I’m running late… I know… but I couldn’t get the video to play online to get pictures. Also, I will get snarkier as I get caught up and can give each scene its fair share of sarcasm. There is so much going on, but I’m just rushing through these first few episodes. Finally, I [...]

Knock-down, drag-out, yell-nonsense style.

Hello Gasmii! I just picked up this show this week, so I am going to try to get Episodes 1 and 2 finished today, Episode 3 this weekend… and then we’ll be on track to watch these little cocoons called ladies flourish into beautiful butterflies. Last season on Teen Mom 2… Jenelle and Barbara fought [...]

Ron dons a sweaty-looking gorilla suit, and gently scares awake a sleeping Jenni. He’s really taking ‘gorilla juiceheaded’to a very literal level, here.

It’s always best to be the skinny one.

Hot people can’t skype, obviously.

… Yes, Trishelle, it does vaguely resemble a television show. Pray tell, what do you think the big black boxy things you’re talking to are for?

To catch a catfish.

Family included

Restore the t-shirt shop!

T-shirt time

Or, more accurately: the challengers try to think, and quickly tank.

Because “The Dark Knight” was already taken by the people who titled the actual episode.

in·teg·ri·ty 1. adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

Sarah/Alton and Devyn/Big Easy heat up, while the Fresh Meat give each other salmonella.

Apparently all it takes for a rookie revolution is for half the challengers to be rookies.

Seriously, villain is way too generous. Might I suggest rascal or mischief-maker? (Yes, I Googled synonyms.)

WHY OH WHY

A mostly sweet finale is followed by a mostly bitter reunion.

Chelsea visits, Needy exits, Grandpa reflects.

So dramatic