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I have no words that are not curses.

Labor can’t suck as much as these eps did.

As I live and breathe, a babydaddy who is a real man.

Myranda and Eric learn how to take care of a baby in spite of themselves.

I told you that bitch crazy.

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Somebody needs to shoot that grandma.

The most drinking-game-ready episode yet.

Pauly D makes cash money!

Hey dudes and dudettes- Sorry for all the rape references last recap. I guess I was confused- I thought all these people were rapists! My bad! I will refer to them as cumbucket douchebags from now on. Kisses, Monamonzano Episode 2 of the Pauly D Project begins with them still at their douchey Rhode Island [...]

Hey, remember the last eight weeks?

… and if anyone, anywhere wanted to see Abe’s bouncing bare ass.

Mark and Robin send thanks from their toasty living rooms.

Renewed

And so, good night, until the next season airs.

I wouldn’t wish this crap on these asshats or my worst enemies. Except the puzzles.

Trailer

The final challenge takes place on the proverbial witch’s nipple.

One Meatball stands alone.

Hail, hail, the gang’s all here!

The final three Disastrous Duos are revealed. (Spoilers within for those who haven’t watched!)

C-Cups, here we come!

Rehab is for quitters

What’s Portuguese for “schadenfreude”?

All about Snooki’s pregnancy

That’s a wrap!

She’s comin to get ya!

TJ gets all Jeff Probst and calls out CT and Diem on their boneheaded Dome choice.

SOA secrets

Emily brings some “theatrical fun” from a more backward century.

Poorly played, MTV. Nobody cares anymore.

Emily mixes up “innocent” and “ignorant.”

Put the Shore to bed

Never underestimate the importance of clear diction.

It’s coming back

Camila gets FUBAR, and Cara Maria busts Abe’s balls repeatedly.

Camila is a problematic drinker, and the challenge involves touching each other on a 20-foot pole.

Translated: “Jenelle is a g*ddamn Care Bear,” FYI.

Jasmine and Tyrie bicker, the cast straddles a log, and Mark’s mouth gets him talked about, or so we hear.

I dunno, I just can’t see Jenelle in the midst of a screaming, cursing fight with Barb, storming out of the house all, “I’M GOING TO YOGA!”