POSTS TAGGED: MTV

Monday, Dec. 26 Rudolph’s Shiny New Year (ABC, 8 pm) Rudolph the reindeer comes to the rescue when an evil bird kidnaps the New Year baby. Arthur Rankin and Jules Bass occasionally sought inspiration in drugs. Sometimes you get Heat Miser. Sometimes, you get… this. You Deserve It (CBS, 9 pm) Contestants try to solve [...]

Jenelle et al have driven me to not caring. It finally happened. I’m so invested and have such expectations from Teen Mom2 that when I’m let down, I just want to stuff my emotions.

Saturday, Dec. 24 Rocky II (Versus, 5 pm) Underdog Philadelphia fighter Rocky Balboa gets another shot at heavyweight champ Apollo Creed. Sports Reporter: “Hey, Rock! Doya think ya got brain damage?” Rocky: “I don’t see any.” All the Best, All the Worst of 2011 (CNN, 7 pm) 2011 in politics, pop culture, the economy and [...]

Everyone gathers to rehash Zach and Ashley (and Frank) about a trillion times, and my love for Sam grows even stronger.

Friday, Dec 23rd SpongeBob Squarepants (Nik, 7 pm) SpongeBob receives an invitation to take part in a competition on Karate Island. Sweep the leg, Spongebob. Earth 2050: The Future of Energy (Green Planet, 7 pm) In the year 2050, with a booming population in dire need of energy, how will we adapt? We won’t. Fossil [...]

Thursday, Dec. 22 The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer (CNN, 4 pm) Traditional reporting and online resources update international news. “Online sources” = Wikileaks. Big Shrimpin’ (Discovery 7 pm) Barbara blocks in the Hannah at the dock; Miss Ashleigh gets a head start on fishing; Roundhead runs into trouble when a leaky bag shows negligence [...]

This one’s gonna be a little on the rushed side, because for one, the episode was kind of boring and for two, it’s Tamale Day.  Nothing says ‘Christmas In Tucson’ like a white half-Jewish girl making the tamales!  Happy Hanukkah, from your favorite honorary chola, La Shy Girl (as named by Juana Chingaso) aka Sunni Sideup [...]

We learn exciting and exclusive info about the cast. Or MTV takes an entire hour for meaningless drivel. It’s a tossup.

The group participate in two charity events, and then everyone leaves.

MTV just re-announced the revival of Punk’d. They put out a press release saying they’re going to announced the new host/hosts during their New Year’s Eve party live telecast… Yeah, I know it’s confusing because they’ve already announced the show months ago…but I wonder if they put out this release to throw people off because [...]

Monday, Dec. 19 Who’s Still Standing (NBC, 8 pm) High-stakes game show that gives contestants a chance to win up to $1 million … or they may fall through a trap door. Are there sharks with lasers under the trap doors? Bubbling acid? Poison-smeared iron spikes? C’mon NBC, it’s trivia. You gotta give me something! [...]

Season 2 Episode 2 of Teen Mom 2 is really just four film shorts that should be expanded into Lifetime: Moment of Truth movies. And it’s called ‘Curveball,’ but I maintain that it should be called ‘Moment of Truth.’ Every single one of them cried in this episode, there was maternal disappointment and growth, and [...]

She be crazy!

Charity events, an argument, more endless blathering, and finally people say goodbye.

Episode 2, Season 2 of Teen Mom 2 was really just four Moment of Truth film shorts that really should be turned into Lifetime movies.  And the movie could center around a plucky aging blogger played by Tiffani Amber Theisson, whom I have always said would play me in the movie if the plane carrying [...]

E! News (E!, 7 pm) Ryan Seacrest and Giuliana Rancic offer an often irreverent look at Hollywood happenings. I bet having Alzheimer’s feels just like watching E! News. Rolling with Zach (OWN, 8 pm) Zach Anner, who uses a wheelchair, participates in activities like rock climbing and sailing on the show. Zach’s in a wheelchair. [...]

Sam and Alexandra both perform, everyone goes “camping”, and more endless discussion of feelings.

The Teen Mom 2 engine has a lot more power and a much more raw style from the Teen Mom 1 ladies.  These moms are scrappy, and less poised.  Even though they’re in their second season, there is no weariness or acting, really with this bunch.  They just seem so much younger, more naive than [...]

2 new episodes of drama and excitement!

Chooch looks at the upcoming schedule

Teen Mom 2, where the girls are twice as trashy, the babies are twice as cute, and the fights make me cringe twice as hard for everyone involved in this sick, sad world that is so far from MTV’s Daria days that it makes me sad for the olden days of hanging out in my [...]

Will Prissy take Doofy back? Try not to pass out and fall off the edge of your seat.

Set your DVRs

Season 2 trailer

To bone or not to bone?

Pride on Parade

Advanged gaygebra: Homosexuality + homophobia = conflict.

I’m addicted to money, fame and blow so I’ll be going back to Jersey!

Great ratings!

Snooki was on Kimmel last night looking TAN as ever! She has a new blondish/greyish streak in her hair, and was actually looking cute. Anyway, Kimmel had Beavis and Butthead on the show interviewing Snooks…It’s really funny! Well, let me rephrase that-Beavis and Butthead were really funny!! Check it out:

A whole new side of Nate, a very boring side of Alex, and the same crazy side of Frank.

Meatballs on the loose.

Interview

Homophobia comes in all shapes, sizes, and disguises.

What’s the San Diego Rejection Hotline number? It might save everyone some time.

Watch!

Reunion!

Seven brand new strangers in yet another repeat city. But at least one is crazy!

Reese scares me.

Season finale!