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162 acts enter LA. 100 are left standing.

She can sing

Final round of auditions hit the east coast.

Looks like someone(s) who had some recent significant downtime spent it at the plastic surgeon’s… If you clicked your way over to Fox last night, you’d be forgiven for thinking that it was January and time to resign yourself to another insufferable season of American Idol and its gibberish-spewing judges. The X Factor looked like [...]

Rich!

Dooog

1 person’s eliminated from the top 8.

A nighttime groove

Do we need another music competition show?

9 going on 25.

He’s going back to his roots.

The Countess Luann deLesseps sang her single on KTLA (Local L.A. morning news), and it’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen. It’s like she’s doing karaoke trannyoke.  She’s ridiculous! So many questions: What is that dance move she’s doing?  Is she reading a teleprompter?  And, where is she packing her penis? This is a must watch:

I was seriously hoping this would be the week that Simon would rip off his shirt, climb up on stage, makeout with Gaycrest, then cover his hairy moobs with baby oil and work a pole to the tune of “Pour Some Sugar On Me.”  To my dismay, this did not occur.  Want to find out [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Something exciting kind of actually happens! We finally meet the waste of DNA that is responsible for siring the Barrino clan! And for giving Fanny the ammunition to write this obvious best seller: Except for when you’re plucked from obscurity, given a record deal and fame and fortune, even [...]

This week on Fantasia For Real: Fanny and Ricco work on their own albums, while Teeny continues to be a blood sucking little twerp, and Fanny decides she wants to work toward her GED and get edumacated: High School Diploma: Because even Auto-Tune has limits.

This week on Fantasia For Real: To actually add some much needed entertainment to this, the lamest of all reality shows, Fantasia is asked to read something out loud. That’s just mean, y’all!!!

This week on Fantasia: For Real: The Hoodfather…Fanny, the Michael Corleone of the Hoodrat Family, deals with Rocco, her Sonny wanting to break out on his own; and also tries to bring Weenie back, aka, allow Fredo to come home from Vegas. I made him an offer he couldn’t refuse….

Hi, Gasmii! It’s my turn to take a stab at Idol and it couldn’t have happened on a better day! The camera pans The Rose Bowl in beautiful Pasedena and it is actually sunny in Cleveland too! And I had so much fun watching this episode! Holy crap! I should probably write this down on [...]

The Jacksons don’t sell out, right? This week is an even larger, more heaping pile of ridiculous when the three Jacksons do what they can on their individual projects to avoid working together. Marlon tries to make a big ol resort with mechanical slaves and shit, while Jermaine pretends like he cares about Indian culture. [...]

Welcome back Gasmii! Sorry my recap is a bit late, it’s been quite a busy week. You know, trying to get everything finished before Thanksgiving and whatnot. Anywhoot, this week’s Gossip Girl is all about the romance; we see the aftermath of the Dandessaduff threesome, Jenny gets a new love interest, Tripp and Sluterena take [...]

In this episode, the girls put together weird little bands complete with manager, music director, creative directors and stylist. Unfortunately, they’re about as talented as you think they are. Throw some makeup on this kid and maybe a water bra and he could have won.

I’m not going to launch into a big claptrap about how the reality TV genre changed the face of television forever (I’ll leave that to Communications majors with a thesis to write), but I will say this: it’s certainly good at making up new celebrities and pushing them on us. You’ve got your shows like [...]

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