POSTS TAGGED: mystery

Recaps

Persons Unknown: Ghetto Fabulous

Janet comes this close to getting cornrows and a prison tat.

Recaps

Persons Unknown: Bee Yourself

Who knew bees could be this hot on network TV?

Recaps

Persons Unknown: Expect The Unexpected

We cover every prison cliche in Hollywood’s repertoire. Tunnels. Tear gas. Pillow-biting.

Recaps

Persons Unknown: Get Your Nads Off On This

Couldn’t wait for The Gates? Happy Town not cutting it for you?

Recaps

Persons Unknown: Welcome to the Hotel California

Where are you? Do you even know anymore?

Recaps

FlashForward: Are We There Yet?

Not a lot happens, there’s your recap.

Harper's Island

Harper’s Island: “Whap”: Who Will Survive and Why Do We Give A Shit

Hello, Gasmi! Welcome to the debut of Harper’s Island. I’m your recap artist, Leia LaBiblia. If you ever wondered what North Shore would have been like with a serial killer around, have I got a show for you. This thirteen-week bloodbath about a super-deranged fiend stalking a fancy wedding is just the thing if you’re [...]

Pick Up Artist

Pick Up Artist 2: Forever’s gonna start to tonight.

Does this man: a) Live for Ren Fests? b) Consider Hot Topic’s 1998 winter catalogue to be the last word in fashion? c) Make Liberace look butch? d) Teach thousands of men how to get laid and get more ass than the proverbial toilet seat? After the jump, people: