POSTS TAGGED: natural versus glitz pageants

Toddlers and Tiaras

Toddlers & Tiaras, you are killing me here with these nice kids and moms! Why do you hate me? Have the tables been turned on the audience? Remember, reality means REAL as in REAL IDIOTS so please take note and bring back the fruitcakes. They’re not just for Christmas anymore! God, even the pageant director [...]


Toddlers and Tiaras

At least mom has a grip on reality…and the knowledge of who this REALLY is about! Well, again Toddlers & Tiaras is KILLING US with their nice families and good kids. Seriously, get a shrink on staff and find us hot messes to make fun of! You’re going to ruin my reputation for disliking kids [...]